back to top
Celebrity

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

AKA the 10 most heated debates you and your best friends will EVER HAVE.

Posted on

There are no right or wrong answers but let's PRETEND there are. LET'S GO.

Advertisement
  1. Fuck?

    Gosling
    Gosling
    Reynolds
    Reynolds
    Kwanten
    Kwanten
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Kwanten. Because LOOK AT HIM.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Gosling
    Gosling
    Reynolds
    Reynolds
    Kwanten
    Kwanten
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Gosling. Because you're only human.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Gosling
    Gosling
    Reynolds
    Reynolds
    Kwanten
    Kwanten
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Get rid of Reynolds. Because if he can't make it work with ScarJo, there's something wrong.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Alba
    Alba
    Biel
    Biel
    Chastain
    Chastain
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Well, ALBA-damned! You wanna fuck Alba haaaay.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

Advertisement
  1. Marry?

    Alba
    Alba
    Biel
    Biel
    Chastain
    Chastain
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Chastain. Your kids will be the most gorgeous in kindergarten.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Alba
    Alba
    Biel
    Biel
    Chastain
    Chastain
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That leaves Biel. But she'll be fine; she's married to Justin Timberlake for god's sake.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Hamm
    Hamm
    Krasinski
    Krasinski
    Stamos
    Stamos
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Stamos! He's like the Chanel No. 5 of men, such a classic.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Hamm
    Hamm
    Krasinski
    Krasinski
    Stamos
    Stamos
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Get hitched to Krasinski. Mom and Dad will LOVE HIM.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

Advertisement
  1. Kill?

    Hamm
    Hamm
    Krasinski
    Krasinski
    Stamos
    Stamos
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ditch Hamm. It's Don Draper! He'll land on his feet.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Hudson
    Hudson
    Lawrence
    Lawrence
    Lopez
    Lopez
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Get it with JHud! Didn't win American Idol, but WINS MY HEART.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Hudson
    Hudson
    Lawrence
    Lawrence
    Lopez
    Lopez
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry JLaw! Let's just say it: she's the female Gosling.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Hudson
    Hudson
    Lawrence
    Lawrence
    Lopez
    Lopez
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Gotta leave JLo in the dust then, sry.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

Advertisement
  1. Fuck?

    B. Jordan
    B. Jordan
    Fassbender
    Fassbender
    Cera
    Cera
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Fassy because unfunfunfugggghhhh.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    B. Jordan
    B. Jordan
    Fassbender
    Fassbender
    Cera
    Cera
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Mr. B. Jordan, y'all! He looks delish in a tux, so.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    B. Jordan
    B. Jordan
    Fassbender
    Fassbender
    Cera
    Cera
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Poor Cera didn't stand a chance.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

Advertisement
  1. Fuck?

    McAdams
    McAdams
    Bilson
    Bilson
    Weisz
    Weisz
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Weisz! Oscar-winning actress? Oscar-winning HOTTIE.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    McAdams
    McAdams
    Bilson
    Bilson
    Weisz
    Weisz
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry McAdams because it wasn't over, IT STILL ISN'T OVER!

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    McAdams
    McAdams
    Bilson
    Bilson
    Weisz
    Weisz
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That left Bilson, womp. 'Cause Hart of Dixie? Really?

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Levine
    Levine
    Scott
    Scott
    Brody
    Brody
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Brody—I KNOW, CONTROVERSIAL, JUST HEAR ME OUT.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Levine
    Levine
    Scott
    Scott
    Brody
    Brody
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Scott because hilarious handsome hubby? SIGN ME UP.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Levine
    Levine
    Scott
    Scott
    Brody
    Brody
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Get rid of Levine. I love him too but he's GETTING MARRIED UGH.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Hudson
    Hudson
    Winslet
    Winslet
    Perry
    Perry
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fuck Perry because she's a total ~*~*firework*~*

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Hudson
    Hudson
    Winslet
    Winslet
    Perry
    Perry
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Kate! If Leo won't take her, then we should!

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Hudson
    Hudson
    Winslet
    Winslet
    Perry
    Perry
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Dump Hudson. In the illustrious words of Karen from Mean Girls, "Ugh, she is SO annoying."

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Fuck?

    Dancy
    Dancy
    Grant
    Grant
    Jackman
    Jackman
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Borrow him from wifey Clare Danes and fuck Dancy omnomnom.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Dancy
    Dancy
    Grant
    Grant
    Jackman
    Jackman
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Snatch him from his wifey and marry Jackman. It's a lot more fun down under AYOOO!

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Dancy
    Dancy
    Grant
    Grant
    Jackman
    Jackman
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ditch Grant. He's more like, "Meh, Actually." Or, "NOTting Hill" hehehe.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

  1. So who would you fuck, marry, and kill?

    What do you think?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Of course. No contest.

    Of course. No contest.

10 Sexually Frustrating Rounds Of Celebrity "F#@k, Marry, Kill"

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss