Except no one else is dressed up. Admit it, you just wore that.

You don't age!

I'm staring a band with a unicorn! I swear to God it better not try and steal my kidneys.

I GOT THE MARY SUE OF SUPER HEROES :( The Spectacular Donna has mastered the ability to create diamond out of thin air. Additionally, she has learned to read the memories of others and she has a bewildering power to recover quickly from wounds. The Spectacular Donna possesses the power to make duplicates of herself. Shamefully, The Spectacular Donna endures the burden of being clumsy.

Um, other than the ones about hair, my life pretty much resembles the boyfriend photos anyway. What the hell is the poing of shelves if you aren't going to fill in the empty spaces with action figures (and ponies)?

I had an IUD (Mirena) for four years. It says it lasts for five but after two ectopic pregnancies in as many months, my OB/GYN confessed it sometimes didn't make it the full cycle. I will NEVER get another one. Mirena gave me crippling migraines and since it doesn't stop you from ovulating (it keeps a fertilized egg from attaching to the uterine wall) I had ovarian cysts so large my left ovary was crushed under the weight and I ended up getting Depo shots to get them under control, defeating the purpose of an IUD. Couple that with no period for four years, which seemed great at the time but led to clots the size of baseballs after removal as my body attempted to regulate for OVER A MONTH. But apparently that's “normal” according to the nurse. No. Just no.

Damn! My husband has been doing it wrong for years! Why have I been putting out?!

You sir, win the Internet.

Found it!

I don't understand. If anything, wouldn't Skittles sales take a dive for being associated with cold-blooded murder?

I originally said Robin/Nightwing but it was fucking up my title chi.

I owned a huge collection of fuzzy sweaters from the children's department as a teen. Why I thought looking like I wore the skin of Cookie Monster was the height of fashion is now beyond me.

If it weren't for the Hand of God, most of these characters would be dead from excessive stupidity.

This goes a long way to explaining her poor taste in men.