Archive
November 21, 2012
The Perfect Guide To Holiday Etiquette
What your mashed potatoes say about you. For instance: How sexually frustrated you are.
Jesse Jackson Jr. Cooperating With Feds On Campaign Cash Investigation
"I have made my share of mistakes," says son of famed civil rights leader.
An Orphanage In Kenya Recreated One Of The NBA's Greatest Moments
This is adorable, awesome, and for a good cause.
Jesse Jackson Jr. Has Resigned
The Democratic Representative from Chicago has been on medical leave for bipolar depression since June.
Taste Test: The Best Instant Gravy
These are the brands you should turn to in a Thanksgiving Gravy Emergency.
The Angriest People In Online Dating
Please keep your arms, legs, and anger management issues inside the ride at all times.
17 Pictures Of Paula Deen In Food Ecstasy
It's Thanksgiving, ya'll. May we enjoy our holiday feasts as much as Paula Deen enjoys literally everything she eats.
Your Brain On Alcohol
Ever wonder about the science behind your drunken tomfoolery?
Introducing #Oomf, Twitter's Best Ever Hashtag
It stands for "one of my followers," and might also contain the entire spectrum of human experience.
Taste Test: The Best Instant Mashed Potatoes
Some potatoes come from the earth. Some potatoes come from a box. These are the second kind.
Just A Kitten Playing With A Paper Ball
Ah, the simple joys in life.
Lindsey Graham Keeps Up Pressure On Obama Over Benghazi Attack
Obama has “a duty to the American people to answer the basic questions surrounding the Benghazi attack," Republican lawmaker says in letter.
Make Thanksgiving Stuffing Out Of 2 Subway Sandwiches
$5 footlongs make a delicious, last-minute stuffing. Honestly.
3 Boozy Drinks To Make With Canned Cranberry Sauce
Know that jiggly gelatinous red cranberry stuff? You can use it to get drunk!
What New York City's Carbon Output Would Look Like If You Could See It
One day, one month, and one year, visualized as pure balls of carbon dioxide. Spoiler: it's a lot of balls.
The Day Your Startup Dies: A Dramatic Reading
"The morning she left, she didn’t run out. She lingered, waiting for him to give her an excuse not to go. As he lingered now in this empty office with no reason to stay, he suddenly realized the cruelty of his silence." This post by Francisco Dao is the ultimate tech industry Rorschach test.
Negotiators Weigh "Down Payment" And "Trigger" In Fiscal Talks
Delay, common ground, and mutual pain in the high-stakes "fiscal cliff" talks.
