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Dear Migraine, I know you exist, please stop trying to visit me everyday. You bother me so often that people rarely believe me when I say you've come to visit. You make me go from tired and depressed to anxious and restless

If you choose the right hair color undertone, you will not get green hair or blue hair from making it black. My hair is naturally dirty nasty blonde and I've dyed it dark brown to black for six years. Use neutrals on light hair. Find a good stylist who doesn't charge too much. If… Read More

Going to the Apple store isn't possible for everyone. There isn't a store near me for hours.

The faucet is unreasonably close to the edge of the basin like this. It gets water all over the place. Drives me nuts.

Soak your hands in warm water for a few minutes and rub a wet wash cloth on the excess. I do that with regular polish because I'm messy.

Why not just use makeup remover? That's what I do when I make a mistake. I've tried the "magic" makeup removing towels and they've never worked.

I'm really glad I didn't buy these. I saw them on amazon and both seemed really intriguing. It would be easier just to get a permanent brow tint kit.

Try living in a small rural area. I've never seen it in stores. It looks wonderful.

I was waiting for a Lemongrab reference. This reminded me of the episode where he tried to make new lemon people.

Look out for dihydrogen monoxide too. That stuff is extremely dangerous and it's in EVERYTHING.