DAMN this game! Oh, hey, Tom Hiddleston...
If you've ever been utterly annoyed by your parents giving your brother or sister all the attention, Dinky the Great Dane knows exactly how you feel.
There's no prize for being the second most grumpy cat on the Internet, but frankly, there damn well should be. Anyway, Pokey is Grumpy's brother and he's not particularly happy about it. Or anything! Harrumph!
Mornings are hard. French toast made out of cake will help.