17 Sex Products You Won't Believe Actually Exist
What a time to be alive. NSFW!
1. A vibrating teddy bear.
2. And a rubber duckie.
3. A sleeve that imitates the sensations of a blow job.
4. And a rotating tongue wheel for cunnilingus simulation.
5. A matching pair of sex toys to be used on a private social media platform.
6. And sex toys that interact with each other via an internet connection.
7. Mythical creature-themed sex toys.
Bad Dragon sells dildos, penis sleeves, cock rings, and "experimental toys" meant to look like the genitals of dragons, squids, sharks, and other dangerous creatures. As a bonus, each product page has a few paragraphs of fan fiction to get you going.
8. And religious-themed ones as well.
Guaranteed to offend.
9. A smart vibrator controlled by your phone.
10. The world's first sonic vibrator.
11. A sex doll for dogs.
12. A foot fetish sex toy that is not what you think.
13. A glove that lets you attach and control sex toys with more ease.
14. A periscope for your vagina.
15. A vibrating laundry machine, complete with horse saddle.
The Orgasmatron 3000 lets you saddle up a vibrating washing machine for your own tumble-and-dry fun. Vibrations range from "oh!" to "oooooooh!"