Your drivers licence might say you're 23, but we all know you're ACTUALLY 87.
You know you're getting old when you can't remember how old you are.
This is definitely a self-drag.
Being an adult means never ending chores, back pain and being broke.
Two words: GARLIC SAUCE.
Sending calming energy (and tweets) to you during this difficult time.
"I know it cold outside but I must continue to do the fetchimgs."
We don't deserve grandparents. 😭
Telling your taxi or Uber driver to “just drop us anywhere along here, mate”.
Chocolate crackles are better than honey joys and that's a FACT.
I can't believe The Veronicas invented strings!
These women are all empowering, bold and bloody beautiful.
TIME IS NOT LINEAR. MY BRAIN IS BROKEN.
*suddenly feels the need to take a bunch of selfies*
Highly pigmented and radiant shades that you'll want to add to your collection.
I feel extremely obliged to share this information with you.
Would $2 lipstick actually last a full day?