I can’t get birds to do shit for me.
Shhhhh baby burrito is sleeping.
Food never gets lost; it always find its way home (to your stomach).
If you’ve successfully moved without killing each other, you might have found the one.
Because you don’t want your doggy to be embarrassed at the Halloween parade.
Pick wisely, or like the asshole you really are.
How The Art of The Deal teaches us to listen to our guts and tell our brains to STFU.
Nightmares Fear Factory: where your dreams of seeing bros scream finally come true.
There’s nothing more horrifying than being embarrassed in front of your peers.
Tell us the really, scary bad stuff.
Martha Raddatz and Anderson Cooper 2020?
Fingers crossed these results get retweeted by Trump!
A step-by-step guide to getting frisky (when Frisky’s in the room).
“When you’re congested and finally get that sweet relief of being able to breathe through your nose again.”
We surprised coworkers and had them dump out their bags — and yes, we found a knife AND a dildo.
Get your cards ready, assholes.
The right answer is not always what it seems.