sapphire96

As someone whose entire house is wall to wall hardwood, I miss the shit out of carpets. I’ve slipped down the stairs twice, (the second time I nearly put a hole in the wall), and my sister’s fallen flat on her butt kicking a cat toy across the room. I can’t walk anywhere without slippers… Read More

I heard snippets of Megan’s court testimony in a podcast and she eviscerated Tory’s lawyer. If you want some queen energy to rain down upon you, I recommend looking up her parts of the trial. On a side note, I had never heard of Tory lanes until I heard he shot Meg, but go off I guess,… Read More

But something paranormal did happen to my cousin, similar to the phone one in #8. Her mother was sick and in the hospital and one night, her landline started making that loud noise when you didn’t hang up the phone properly or left it off the hook for too long. It woke her up very… Read More

One summer in high school I would pull all nighters so often that I basically became nocturnal, falling asleep when the sun came up and waking up again at like 3pm. I started to notice that every morning around 5am, headlights would appear in my driveway for a minute and then disappear… Read More

Also his teeth are uneven or he has an extra one in front or something. Just being petty bc I hate him too 😌💅🏽

She’s an easy target rn but…Lea Michele. It really bothers me that she got to play Funny Girl on Broadway, which she never shut up about being her dream job, bc it feels like she’s just been rewarded for her shitty behavior in the past. Being a good singer should not be a hall pass… Read More

I thought a salt pig was like that terracotta(?) teddy bear you put in brown sugar to keep it soft…but for salt

Revolutionary idea 💡

Zero. But if I had a weapon then…still zero.

My family rented a beach house that was basically right on the sand. I snuck out under the pretense that I was just going to the pool but actually went to the ocean by myself. My memory is a little foggy bc of how long ago it was but I’m pretty sure I got caught in a rip tide. I remember… Read More