Help, I Can't Stop Laughing At These 18 Extremely Dumb Things People Actually Posted On The Internet Last Week

    You're kidding me.

    1. On dietary restrictions:

    "what do you eat?"

    2. On the upcoming time change:

    "Daylight Savings Time is my new worst enema."

    3. On medical advice:

    "The sickest ones I know go all the time!"

    4. On mirrors:

    "Would of"

    5. On grandpa's glory days:

    "Heyday"

    6. On that one emergency alert we all got:

    "To block the government"

    7. On equations:

    "maybe next time don't say the answer"

    8. On shopping experiences:

    "The attitude was off pudding."

    9. On spying:

    "I'm sure being a pee pee Tom in a public place is illegal."

    10. On opinions:

    "People are stealing the weirdest s**t these days it mine blowing"

    11. On Florida:

    "That's that Florida education, baby!"

    12. On beef:

    "He said this is how he always does it."

    13. On Superman:

    "If I was superman, I'd immediately fly off into space to look for evidence that aliens existed."

    14. On pets:

    "genuine pig"

    15. On Europe:

    "Italy is a part of Spain which is part of Europe"

    16. On left-handedness:

    "You kinda want to do big things."

    17. On Facebook sales:

    "Armour Cabinet"

    18. On selfishness:

    "he's thinking of his own selfish needs and using her as a prawn on a chest board xx"

    19. And on DNA:

    "PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS POOR LITTLE ANGEL..."