rufusonfire
BuzzFeed Community is a hub for BuzzFeeders to create awesome quizzes and posts that people love. Make your own, or browse what other people are making.
Make your own post!
What Your Bagel Says About You
That's why there's a hole- so we can see straight to your heart.
9 Types Of People Who Do Not Deserve Umbrellas
Ella, ella, ella. EH, EH, EH.
Ryan Gosling Isn't THAT Good Looking
I firmly stand my ground on this one.
4 Philosopical Statements By Cab Drivers
Actual things I've been told by the lovely men driving around NYC. (And they're probably not philosophical.)
13 Steps You'll Go Through On A First Date
It's worse than going to an AA meeting... you only have twelve steps over there.
Thanks For Saying You're Sorry
I'm sorry you're a handsome loser too.
The Pros Of Living In New York City
Live here already? Thinking about coming out East? If you can make it here, you can pay rent virtually anywhere else.
A Creepy Video You'll Get Used To
Like Lady Gaga or your boyfriend's refrigerator.
When I Walk Down The Street, This Is What I See
17 different types of people I see on the street. I'm sure there's more, but c'mon, it's New York. There are people walking with mannequin legs on their heads.
A Goodbye Letter To Diet Coke
Au revoir mon ami. Maybe someday our paths will meet again.
Pretending To Be An Adult
This 401K makes so much sense!- and other lies I tell myself.
How To Stand Working At Your Job Another Day
Here are a few ideas, and luckily for you they don't lead to a cliff to jump off of.
Why I Think 'Woman In The Kitchen' Jokes Are Funny
But I probably won't make you a sandwich. Oh, and your mom is so dumb! That was all.
I Hate Politics And Sugar In My Coffee
Because a politician in my coffee is just plain unsanitary.
We Would Never Have Been Friends In School
You thought you were so cool with those stamp markers. But I had a one-up with those Lisa Frank folders.
Ignoring News To Stay Happy
The Olympics this year has taught me one thing. Technology sucks.
Sunny Days, Just Like I Like My Eggs
Summertime got you down? Shut up, go to Antarctica where you belong.
Nicknames And Why I Gave You One
If only this weren't based on real life.