1. A set of 16 (!) face masks that make a perfect roommate gift whether you have one, or a number in the double digits.
2. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey, because according to your calculations, they've used about 10 gallons each of your honey and your hot sauce. Combined, you get this magical elixir all their own.
3. A succulent from The Nice Plant since they hold the title of "World's Best Plant Parent" in your book. This one even comes with its own unique pot!
4. A twinkly LED light curtain to lend a little *sparkle* to their larger-than-yours-room (not that you noticed!).
5. A wine aerator for adding an air of elegance to their favorite bottle of $3 merlot.
6. A Tubshroom to save you both from the most atrocious chore known to man or beast: ripping hair from the shower drain.
7. A waterproof notepad, because they could use a place to write down all the brilliant ideas they're apparently having during those 40 minute showers that leave you with no hot water!
8. A set of Bloody Mary cocktail branches I'm gonna go ~out on a limb~ and say they'll cherish for their fave brunch drink.
9. A tea towel that perfectly illustrates their feelings towards takeout food. Your local Chinese takeout place may also be considering getting this for your roomie.
10. A giant blanket scarf for staying snug outdoors...or indoors if your super is out of town when the heat goes out again.
11. A Ron Swanson dishwasher magnet so you guys can stop arguing about the dishwasher status and start eating all that glorious breakfast food you made.
12. A gorgeous jewelry holder that'll ~give them a hand~ in decluttering the assortment of tangled necklaces and loose earring backs currently residing on their vanity.
13. A Himalayan pink salt lamp for transforming their room into a peaceful sanctuary.
14. A set of Abbi and Ilana magnets, because only these two can measure up to the level of hijinx you and your roommate are serving on the daily.
15. A copy of Cravings: Hungry for More so they can finally make the delicious recipes they've been watching Chrissy and fans make online for years themselves!
16. A set of affirmation cards to remind them that they are a beautiful, special unicorn capable of incredible things!
17. An adorable dachshund ice cube tray sure to make their tail wag with joy.
18. The Voting Game, a card game that makes fun out of intimately knowing your friends' personalities. My roommate and I called this "The Friendship Ender," but still broke it out every time we had people over. What's life without some playful DRAMA?!
19. A candle from Southern Elegance Candle Co. like the Charleston Sweet Tea Candle so their entire home can smell like crisp, cool summer memories. Lucky for you, that also means that *your* home will smell like that, too.
20. The Roommate Book. Full of hilarious drawings and quizzes, this is a dedicated place for you guys to document all of your inside jokes and memories during this strange and wonderful stage of your life.
21. A toothbrush holder for finally putting an end to the game of "How Do We Keep Our Toothbrushes In A Cup Without Them Touching?"
22. A mug that is extremely accurate (hopefully) and extremely cute.
23. A set of tea snails, because every one of their minor inconveniences deserves an adorable solution.
24. A Bob's Burgers coloring book that will make them burst into Linda's famous Thanksgiving song: "Thank you for lovin' me! Thank you for bein' there! Thank you for lovin' me! Everyone's thankin', the whole world's thankin' you! Thankin' us for thankin' you!"
25. An Amazon fire stick that's really a gift for the whole house. Nothing brings roommates together like gathering around the hearth of the TV set and watching The Great British Bake Off.
26. A milk frother because they’re always complaining about how much money they spend on fancy coffees. Plus, they’ll totally treat you to café-style brews from your shared kitchen, too.
27. An oven mitt inspired by all of the times you guys decided to stay in and cook and accidentally had way too much fun. Cheers!
28. A make-your-own-mochi kit so they can have some fun creating their favorite sweet, instead of stuffing your shared freezer full of cardboard boxes.
30. A monogrammed tile mug that'll put an end to the "wait, was this your coffee cup or mine?" debate that occurs on a daily basis.
Promising review: "I love the style and look of these mugs...so elegant! I first purchased two for my husband and myself and ended up purchasing for all four of my kids to be able to enjoy hot cocoa or tea with us. I hand-wash and don't microwave in them just to be safe and extend the life of them. Love!" –NeeHi
Get it from Anthropologie for $14 (available in all 26 letters).
31. Some lightsaber chopsticks because sometimes fighting over the last piece of sushi with them genuinely feels like a Jedi vs. Sith battle.
BuzzFeed editor Emma Lord is a big fan of these chopsticks. Here's what she has to say about them:
"As you can see from the above GIF, I bought these for myself, and I love them to pieces. TBH, I use them as decor every bit as much as I use them to eat. Sometimes I just keep them in my work area to light them up during the day to feel fancy. They toggle back and forth between a bunch of different colors, like red, blue, yellow, purple, and multicolor, so you can either make them match *or* have a red and blue one together and bring ~balance~ to the Force."
Promising review: "I purchased these for a friend's birthday present (he is a sushi waiter) and these are flippin' AMAZING. I ordered two sets by mistake, but I am totally keeping the second pair for another gift (or for myself!). These are sure to be great conversation pieces and attention-getters. Way to go!" —T. Redwood
Get them from Amazon for $10.97.