Response to Are You More Dumpster, Fire, Or Dumpster Fire?:
food, buzzfeed. i spent all my money on food. why is that never an option.
Response to Do You Eat These Things With Ranch?:
ranch is for sweet potato fries and trash cans…nothing else.
Response to Do You Hold Your Pencil The Proper Way?:
triplets! ive been told my whole life i hold me pens “wrong” but I’ve also been complimented my whole life on my handwriting, so maybe everyone else is “wrong”
i go with “i just had a tooth pulled yesterday” so i can claim that it literally does hurt to smile or talk.
Response to The Ultimate Quiz For Cat People:
i thought for sure that devon rex was a laperm
“her job is to entertain us, period.”
I work as a merchandiser. My job is to put product on a shelf. From now on, when I get home from work, should I spend the rest of my day only putting things on shelves? Since apparently people are supposed to do only their job and nothing else?