I was a counselor for a bunch of pre-schoolers at a day camp, and I was pushing a little girl on the swing. I said “look at you, bud, you’re going so high!” and she said “I’m a girl, don’t call me bud!” So I asked her what she wanted me to call her and she turned around and gave the…
one time I looked up and saw that one of the ceiling tiles had a lot of water damage and thought “hmm, wouldn’t it be funny if it hit someone’s head and they got a concussion (weird thought I know, just roll with it), and I shit u not 3 days later I got hit in the head with a badminton…
I thought that a drug store was a place that sold drugs, like heroin and pot and stuff like that.
I thought that a flea market was a place that sold fleas, and the black market was a flee market out in the open where they would sell fleas and paintings, and that if the cops showed…
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