"I heard on the radio that there is a Cabinet mtg this am. Is there?"
If anybody's gonna sit on Ryan Gosling's face, it's gonna be me!
I'm cried out, but I want to cry more, so I'm rehydrating.
Females are strong as hell.
♪ My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me/ So won't you kill me/ So I die happy ♪
Amy Schumer Just Started An Awesome Twitter Trend Based On Her Hilarious "Girl You Don't Need Makeup" Sketch
This is the boy band parody about societal beauty standards you need in your life.
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, these stories that were terrifying as sh*t.
"Oh screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain."
I support women. I'm like a human bra.
Uh oh. Saltines for tweens. SALTWEENS.
Happy Birthday, Gloria!