My Body Is Physically Sore From Laughing At These 85 Hilarious Tweets From September
The Roman Empire was apparently on everybody's mind, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce broke the internet, Kevin James finally got the respect he deserves, women created "boy math," the Mexican government was presented with fake alien corpses, Chris Evans got married, wine filled the streets of Portugal, Taylor Swift at the VMA's was iconic, and Burning Man was a disaster.
The month of September flew by like it had somewhere better to be! This was a funny time for the internet, so I've compiled a massive list of September's most hilarious tweets from BuzzFeed's weekly roundups of fails, funny tweets, and Black Twitter (plus a few of my personal favorites thrown in). Let's get into it!
1.
how often does the Roman empire think of me 😔
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) September 16, 2023
2.
i saw this lamp post and it looked like a minion wearing a thong idk pic.twitter.com/6QZBZpaPrw
— ✮ Enjoy The Ride ✮ (@almondmilkhunni) September 25, 2023
3.
Me after hitting “no tip” and turning the tablet back around pic.twitter.com/3LzsiBlCRl
— Josh Black (@SirJoshuaBlack) September 24, 2023
4.
🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch! pic.twitter.com/rpAOP2HFtT
— The Eras Tour (@tswifterastour) September 24, 2023
5.
taylor swift at travis kelce game soon pic.twitter.com/uzSfNMIodf
— ivy (mourning kendall roy) (@ohhhhherewego) September 24, 2023
6.
I stopped by the thrift store down the street today and... pic.twitter.com/pH737GuPvH
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) September 25, 2023
7.
She’s taking selfies—people are literally being murdered in her building and she’s taking selfies https://t.co/YkpLHiHmxk
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) September 11, 2023
8.
“how often do you think about the roman empire?"
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) September 15, 2023
str8 men: pic.twitter.com/pyrPAieiH1
9.
bf didn't get the job pic.twitter.com/zV7N378Y9z
— matt (@computer_gay) September 19, 2023
10.
i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/wpVzHESa4R
— MK (@adoreanise) September 22, 2023
11.
“u better not be a cunty pillar when i get there”
— bigsock (@biggersocks) September 16, 2023
me: pic.twitter.com/7LnwnZtXpo
12.
Me reading articles about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turners divorce. pic.twitter.com/WSJcwzlQls
— Andrew (@andrewnucatola) September 21, 2023
13.
Boy math is having a 70inch tv but no dining table
— cali 🍒 (@hashtagcali_) September 26, 2023
14.
me when my friend posts a screenshot of our text messages on their story so everyone can see how funny i am pic.twitter.com/2DAEDlU2o4
— grace (@gracesftdt) September 24, 2023
16.
oppenheimer did WHAT????!!! pic.twitter.com/D50WHykqCq
— ܐܹܢܟܝܼ (@ankidouna) September 9, 2023
17.
the girl version of the roman empire is constantly thinking about that one thing that happened 7 years ago
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) September 17, 2023
18.
My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones. pic.twitter.com/woehfvggPe
— Allison Carter (@AllisonLCarter) September 13, 2023
19.
when my dentist gave me laughing gas for the first time i was so high i spent the appt thinking of how to impress her. the best i could come up with was asking her “do you see me as just a mouth and teeth or am i a person to you?” i was like this is so deep she’s gonna freak
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) September 26, 2023
20.
How your email finds me pic.twitter.com/kSgjKszVZY
— Paul Anthony Jones (@paulanthjones) September 6, 2023
21.
.@NYCMayor with the robocop, which cannot make the heart with the mayor because it has no arms pic.twitter.com/vuvkmslYwz
— katie honan (@katie_honan) September 22, 2023
22.
this would kill a pilgrim pic.twitter.com/oLXUFqbv2D
— tyler (@tyler02020202) September 14, 2023
23.
just tried the ice spice drink from dunkin… pic.twitter.com/JayRZu2DRV
— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) September 13, 2023
24.
Boy math is only having 1 pot, pan, spoon, fork, cup and plate and asking her when she going to come cook for you.
— Supernova Momma (@SupernovaMomma) September 26, 2023
25.
i knew college was a joke when i told a professor i couldn’t afford a textbook and they told me to donate blood plasma so i could buy it
— ✮ omoge ! ✮ (@mooninnscorpio) September 25, 2023
26.
Aight next week https://t.co/wko8NWYjNe pic.twitter.com/BrQUmbb0LO
— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) September 6, 2023
27.
ALIEN SUPERSTAR pic.twitter.com/eZKV1bcHrA
— cynthia’s voice box (@cynthiaspickle) September 14, 2023
28.
Aliens shoulda made something shake a lil before now if they wanted some attention. We got a lot of things going on pic.twitter.com/ANj2QkPqMn
— Get Her, Jade! (@keatingssixth) September 13, 2023
29.
Maybe Olivia Rodrigo presale code is the friends we made along the way
— uniinsight (@uniinsight_) September 21, 2023
30.
the zooming in was crazyyyy ?!? 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/asHtSvQNtl
— ًً (@girlsonfillm) September 22, 2023
31.
Incredibly irritating clock in my hotel room pic.twitter.com/V0Ku4rZ6gz
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) September 20, 2023
32.
The first year husband & I were married he YELLED out in the middle of the night. I startled awake and asked what was wrong and he said, “I had a dream that you rolled over and your face was actually a demon face.”
— emily (@emilykmay) September 19, 2023
And then he went back to sleep.
Reader, I did not.
33.
only i would drop out of the wrong university 💀 pic.twitter.com/P99nRinTrA
— ria (@hurricane_yn) September 25, 2023
34.
car just sniffin around😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/eWSBh7Wpej
— . (@tinkerrrr__) September 19, 2023
35.
Financial podcasts: https://t.co/qqSZFGxK0e
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) September 18, 2023
36.
Yeah I think about the Roman Empire daily pic.twitter.com/kThE0ILGi0
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) September 15, 2023
38.
if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well
— sydney (@demiurgently) September 13, 2023
39.
“did you clog the toilet again?”
— Jay Morris (@xpaytheprice) September 23, 2023
me: pic.twitter.com/DF92Pewg2m
40.
I know you fking lying 💀 https://t.co/ePhcyyyON4
— Sexyy Red (@SexyyRed314_) September 8, 2023
41.
the only roman empire I think about pic.twitter.com/tgXdsQ4ud5
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) September 18, 2023
42.
Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/piOe4YTaR3
— 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐲 | 1989 TV 27/10🗽🩵 (@tswiiizzle) September 13, 2023
44.
Mariah Carey defrosting as we speak btw
— virgo’s grooviest (@virgosgrooviest) September 1, 2023
45.
Obsessed with my friend’s announcement to the group chat that he is now “actively pursuing TikTok fame” pic.twitter.com/G8a7ARoG50
— Blake Montgomery (@blakersdozen) September 15, 2023
47.
i’m laughing so hard pic.twitter.com/TtKwaMPRgU
— emotional hot barista (@zingingcutie22) September 17, 2023
48.
having a sister is something so amazing pic.twitter.com/AANVvpvbeJ
— a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 (@full_legal_name) September 18, 2023
49.
I’ve been hollering at this for the last 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂 but somebody had to say it bc they’d been unnecessarily loud the whole show lolol pic.twitter.com/RbbauwlqX2
— TT Dora (@ItsMe_NotYu) September 13, 2023
50.
this what i mean when i say i’m sexy dancing in the house i feel like britney spears https://t.co/dpn0LCtzVZ
— YANA 🫀 (@otgyana) September 13, 2023
51.
thinking about travis kelce showing taylor swift his highlight reels on youtube while she sits there and nods. she finally gets to have the universal teenage girl experience
— emily (@titosoatmilk) September 12, 2023
52.
This is literally a coming of age movie 😭 pic.twitter.com/kRKBGmg9Lu
— Ex Beyonce Fan (@kingbealestreet) September 15, 2023
53.
i think if u have a really fucked up dream you should be allowed to call off work. i just watched my mother get attacked by a tiger and you expect me to hop on a zoom meeting rn
— Cait🧃 (@CaitCamelia) September 14, 2023
54.
thought i was flying to new york but apparently they’re just fucking kidding ?? pic.twitter.com/zgt5XNPHSa
— chase (@_chase_____) September 26, 2023
55.
Streets saying Chris Evans got MARRIED???? pic.twitter.com/FJmj8r8bkP
— ໊ (@WandasAttorney) September 10, 2023
56.
pass me a blue Gatorade bro pic.twitter.com/Pibb4he6qI
— J. Slai (@JSLAi) September 13, 2023
57.
now this is a cunty bob pic.twitter.com/joqKnFarX8
— danny (@heaven_toniight) September 13, 2023
59.
this is what ovulating feels like pic.twitter.com/BfgvQ97UwE
— capricorn cunt 🪽 (@celesitial) September 9, 2023
60.
imagine you send in your resume and get a “😂👎” back https://t.co/UnRpTfkMa2
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 9, 2023
61.
as a millennial dad I’ve never not been Too Online so I know the best combination of buzzwords to maximize being annoying to my tween; she got a meatball sub for lunch and I said “oh she in her marinara era for real” and the eye roll could have powered our house for a year
— ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ (@BauceSauce) September 7, 2023
62.
CHRIS EVANS GOT WHAT pic.twitter.com/QK42KatJAU
— polina ❀ (@cherrypoIkadot) September 10, 2023
63.
listening to Guts pic.twitter.com/WvwZwXq0RO
— siu (@paperssil) September 10, 2023
64.
adele?? https://t.co/r2OoSABLME pic.twitter.com/Pvn0SrQwct
— Fred (@FredAdkins_) September 11, 2023
65.
The FAQ’s for Olivia Rodrigo’s tour 😭 pic.twitter.com/ouGa5hLk91
— the summer scorpio 💌 (@girlbosskenroy) September 21, 2023
66.
guy dinner pic.twitter.com/ilIZJhinRd
— messed up foods (@messedupfoods) September 6, 2023
67.
Saw the Jonas brothers last night it was amazing pic.twitter.com/khRPnVoEhU
— 🤷🏻♂️ (@usernotfound63) September 4, 2023
68.
If anyone is curious the flag IS at half mast at Margaritaville Palm Springs pic.twitter.com/xo7bUFgzdH
— Amanda Hasaka (@ahasaka) September 2, 2023
69.
guys please i’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of this timothee chalamet fan page and 😭 pic.twitter.com/nJrQecDQYS
— neeza (@peachcrisis) September 5, 2023
70.
Incredible way to find out my therapist is at Burning Man pic.twitter.com/69ann50Ni9
— Catie Stewart (@catrionastew) September 3, 2023
72.
Just made Jalapeño hot sauce in a frying pan... the steam coming off that thing pepper sprayed my whole family. Learn something new every day!
— JerryRigEverything (@ZacksJerryRig) September 5, 2023
73.
As spooky season approaches, my very interested toddler has been asking "WHAT HIM NAME?" when we see a skeleton or other ghoulish figure on someone's lawn, and since "I don't know" is unacceptable to people who are almost 3, I have been spitballing names of people I don't like.
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) September 3, 2023
74.
i’m SO mad, the Texas heat melted my kick drum while it was on the delivery truck 🤬 pic.twitter.com/hEDrC11epB
— ᴄᴏʏᴏᴛᴇᄅ 🔮 (@YLKujo) September 6, 2023
75.
trader joes groceries be feeling like cartoon food to me no shade like it don’t be serious
— MS INCHEZ (@REDSEASHAWTY) September 4, 2023
76.
leonardo dicaprio just switched to yahoo https://t.co/NCK8Pjyqhg
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 4, 2023
77.
Made it to the Renaissance Tour! Can’t wait for Beyoncé to come out 🐝 pic.twitter.com/45NlKN1U2S
— Dillon Nelson (@dillydilldilly) September 2, 2023
78.
This is the kind of knife they use to cut long stories short https://t.co/T9FawetySt
— Tegbe! (@TomiwaTegbe) September 4, 2023
79.
look at what my teacher wrote in my math homework??? 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/wvn63mk5gN
— ً (@aesive) September 16, 2023
80.
PEOPLE IT IS TIME TO START WRITING ABOUT YOGURT h/t @RonCharles pic.twitter.com/y4AVKClMXG
— Lisa Lucas (@likaluca) September 6, 2023
81.
— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) September 11, 2023
82.
THIS ISNT REAL pic.twitter.com/VapuHMC5tb
— ★ andy (@X1AO1SM) September 6, 2023
83.
Visual representation of the word “skidaddle” https://t.co/0SxJbxCHBf
— Uncle Iroh (@Kurtdiesal) September 6, 2023
84.
Not Bey’s outfit making it look like Diana is grabbing her ass 😭 pic.twitter.com/zNfSGEAR1n
— BEYTHOVEN | non-affiliated fan account (@beyonceparkwood) September 5, 2023
85.
in case Dog Days Are Over comes on pic.twitter.com/Phrj6xFvIQ
— enzo (@amaybetino) September 4, 2023