My Stomach Is Basically A Bottomless Pit Of Laughter After Reading Through These 23 Funny Tweets From The Week
I'm still laughing at Kim Kardashian stealing Kourtney's "fuck ass bob."
In today's rendition of the meme-ified news of the week, aka Twitter's funniest moments since last Monday, I present to you the following: a sprinkling of fall-related memes, Kim Kardashian's "fuck ass bob," and the yassification of Barbie in the 2010s. Enjoy!
1.
RIP to whoever is about to receive the literal wall of text currently being drafted by the person sitting in front of me on the train. It begins with “my feelings on our situation have not changed,” so godspeed
— c e aubin? 🍯 (@ceaubin) August 16, 2023
2.
.@littledebbie I’d like to speak to Deborah please https://t.co/k9kMeGuO8P
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 18, 2023
3.
Call me when the bad bitches show up. https://t.co/kTrMYH51Xf pic.twitter.com/RRL45bYPTi
— bobbi hosts ✨The Afternoon Special✨ (@hiimbobbi) August 17, 2023
4.
hope you brought urine pic.twitter.com/j8vytpuo8W
— big natural 20s (@sa_da_tay) August 18, 2023
5.
almost crashed into a parked car trying to get a picture of ✨ HER ✨ pic.twitter.com/HdO3cT3Enc
— mäther! (@carlysintothat) August 18, 2023
6.
Made pesto with the addition of some herbs I grew from seed in my home ❤️ Tasted like shit I had cereal after pic.twitter.com/yXUwOJ1oHm
— Princess Dionysus (@madisommelier) August 20, 2023
7.
Checked in on my nephew. No notes pic.twitter.com/0kjkWF6fXZ
— x is the one to ben for flores (@limitlessjest) August 20, 2023
8.
me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) August 20, 2023
narrator: the case was never solved
me: pic.twitter.com/MGCF993N64
9.
I don’t know who made this but I think about it a lot pic.twitter.com/3oVOdCwqHb
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) August 20, 2023
10.
Im at the aiport and this mom told her kid "everyone is staring at you cause you crying for no reason and being weird" and why he really wrapped that shit up😭😭😭 "being weird" really cuts deep for everyone
— Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) August 19, 2023
11.
rihanna when asked about new music https://t.co/w4FgtvBJXH
— danny (@shckldg) August 19, 2023
12.
indicted on WHAT charges ??? https://t.co/ymkgRusUWW pic.twitter.com/MDzoPTqNUI
— aram (@aramnotagoat) August 15, 2023
13.
Thank you Milwaukee airport for accurately naming that place right after you get through security. pic.twitter.com/EcMsIDMXxQ
— Kim Severson (@kimseverson) August 17, 2023
14.
Me ordering another vodka redbull at 1am pic.twitter.com/xtzv7cUDoa
— Thrillhouse (@reido_bandito) August 18, 2023
16.
kourtney stole her wedding country kim stole her fuck ass bob https://t.co/pWsZgfzoI3
— Tyson (@mrtysonw) August 15, 2023
17.
rip dracula u would have loved going down a water slide flat on your back arms crossed over your chest
— is that keri? (@itiskeri) August 16, 2023
18.
I love that activation noise cats make when you touch them unexpectedly. You know the noise
— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) August 16, 2023
19.
me explaining to the delivery guy where I live: pic.twitter.com/gHAFcDRSMy
— Jenni (@hashjenni) August 14, 2023
20.
mail is cool because 99% of the time it’s like a J.c. penney catalogue for a previous tenant and 1% of the time it’s something you’ll go to jail for if you don’t look at
— jorts (@ftmensch) August 14, 2023
21.
when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad pic.twitter.com/tDSuQKkFmf
— draxler ✯ (@draxluh) August 19, 2023
22.
spy kids thumbs if they slayed pic.twitter.com/uAuczwGFNg
— 🤠 (raccoonjawn stan) (@CryingRhinos) August 15, 2023
23.
so funny how you can tell when bratz became competition https://t.co/weZJehIPfZ
— jia ☆ (@heartkiss_) August 19, 2023