1. A pet hair-removing roller with a patented brush design (and *no* adhesive strips to replace) to rid your lovely black sofa of all your furry friend's shedding in a quick roll — so you can get back to cuddling together.
2. A set of battery-powered flameless candles with moving wicks that flicker realistically for a relaxing atmosphere or the *look* of a fireplace — without worrying about whether or not you left a candle burning. 🤔

3. Scrubbing Bubbles stick-on gels to freshen and prevent buildup with every flush, so you can go longer between scrubs — without compromising on your clean.
4. A bidet toilet attachment that'll ~clean the crap out of~ your butt (more thoroughly and with less waste than TP) with just a quick squirt, so you can use less toilet paper *and* feel cleaner. That's a win-win.

5. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food *spikes* to revive and nourish all the flowering or foliage plants you'd otherwise CERTAINLY kill — for up to two months with each spike.


6. A stainless-steel bar that'll actually rid your hands of foul odors (even fish, garlic, and onions!). Just rub — with or *without* water — and the stink is gone. Save that soap for when it really counts, not just garlic fingers.

7. A set of reusable snack and sandwich bags so you can stop buying and tossing disposable ones ever again — and carrying snacks with you is always a good idea.

8. A champagne stopper to preserve the bubbles in your half-finished bottle of sparkling wine for DAYS. AKA this is the perfect accessory for Aperol spritz szn.
9. A pair of extra large wool dryer balls that'll ensure your laundry dries quicker and gets softer than ever — *25%* faster. AND no wasteful dryer sheets. Those towels that take FOR-E-VER (The Sandlot voice) to dry? No more.

10. A set of reusable grocery bags to help you shop greener and save money if your local stores charge you for plastic bags — basically, buying these makes a lot of ~cents~.

11. A Foreo Luna Mini 2, a silicone face-cleansing brush designed to wash and exfoliate, scrubbing every drop of makeup, dirt, and oil from your face with each vibrating pulse. No replacement heds (a la Clarisonic), and the charge lasts for a looong time.

12. A menstrual cup if you're tired of buying box after box of tampons and pads and looking for something reusable.

13. Or a pair of leakproof trunks with a floating absorbent gusset (with space for pad wings!) to keep you dry and comfortable, whether you're using them as backup protection or full coverage.

14. A liquid-free, reusable rolling screen cleaner that'll clean your tablet, phone, laptop, and more once and for all. You know when your screen goes dark and you're like "Oh wow, I'm disgusting!" That's over now.


15. A toothbrush-esque power scrubber with replaceable heads that'll put in some electronic elbow grease so you don't have to wear out your arms.

16. A steel foot filing rasp that'll undo years of callus buildup in mere MINUTES. No waiting for intense creams to do their work, no getting pedicure after pedicure — if you want to see results ASAP, you'll think it's ~grate~. And unlike foot files, this'll last and last.

17. An under-the-sink water filtration system to help you kiss your Brita goodbye and pour a glass of the good stuff straight from the tap. And fun fact: It's designed to be installed in under three minutes.

18. A stainless-steel tongue cleaner that'll make halitosis a distant memory. You won't even know what kind of bad breath-causing gunk is on your tongue until you see the results for yourself!

19. A handy-dandy silicone paw cleaner designed to fully (but gently) remove dirt, mud, sand, ice melt and whatever else from your furry friend's feet pronto – and without the hassle of scrubbing or wasting paper towels. Just rinse it out for next time!


20. Ethylene gas-absorbing apples for anyone tired of fresh produce spoiling before they can use it — the company claims these'll save the average household up to $600 per year.

21. Speaking of paper towels, a roll of ~bamboo~ paper towels you can toss in the washing machine and reuse over *120 times*. They're super-absorbent and durable, but are soft enough to use on your skin, too. You can even use them on your Swiffer!


22. A knife sharpener with two grooves (one for coarse sharpening and one for quick touch-ups) to make your year-old knives slice like brand-new.

23. A set of telescoping stainless-steel straws so you can sip your iced coffee (use it long!) or Aperol spritz (use it short!) without bothering a single sea turtle.

24. A Burst electric toothbrush for all the benefits of the non-manual kind (more effective cleaning! two-minute timer!) *plus* a toothbrush head subscription program so you can make sure you're effectively brushing without even having to think about it.

25. And a Waterpik that'll take all the work out of flossing (including...buying floss at all). Just aim the nozzle, and a targeted jet of water'll get right in between your teeth, removing plaque and food particles without irritating your gums — or cutting off the circulation to your fingertips like regular floss.


26. Antimicrobial silicone sponges that'll never get stinky — they're almost 100% resistant to mold and mildew, more durable than regular sponges, and won't scratch your pots and pans!

27. Rubbermaid FreshWorks storage containers with venting technology to keep produce fresh for up to 80% longer.

28. A fancy-schmancy single-blade razor that glides evenly with yours skin to ensure minimal razor burn and ingrown hairs. Plus, you can use it foreeeevveerrrrr with replacement blades and reduce your plastic use!

29. A set of silicone baking liners to make stuck-on foods (looking at you, fish!) and wasting parchment paper and foil a thing of the past. Just pop it on your sheet pan and bake away.

30. A KitchenAid stand mixer bakers or mashed potato lovers will cherish for decades. Creaming butter just takes TOO LONG to do it with a hand mixer, and this machine will last for *years* (and years and years and years).

31. A set of makeup-removing cloths to remove every single trace of dirt and makeup (even waterproof formulas!) with just water. Using disposable makeup wipe after makeup wipe — or worse, sleeping with makeup on? That can end now.

32. A car air freshener you can customize with three colors and over *50* scents to keep your wheels smelling fresh, whether you're carting around messy kids, keep your gym gear in the back seat, or stop for french fries and don't want your car smelling like McDonald's forever.

33. Bamboo charcoal shoe deodorizers you can pop into your sweatiest, stinkiest beer-soaked flats or old gym shoes — the smell will be G O N E.

34. A handy dandy portable charger with pleeeenty of power for all those times you leave the house without checking how much battery power you have. Oh, am I the only one who does that?

35. A Blueland essentials cleaning kit so you can 1. actually keep your home clean 2. stop overpaying for packaging of traditional cleaners 3. cut back your plastic use. And you can even subscribe so you never run out — no excuses now.

36. The most recent version (it has a built-in light now!!) of the original basic Kindle so you can *instantly download* your next read — either from the Kindle store or from your local library's selection of ebooks. No waiting, no running out of books, and the battery lasts for weeks.

37. A self-watering, self-aerating planter to keep your thirsty plants happy, *without* worrying about dreaded root rot. Just fill the reservoir and the (patented) hollow legs will draw water up into the soil.

