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1. A mini version of the dancing inflatable tube dude to make your desk as eye-catching as (but a heck of a lot more fun than) a car dealership or cell phone store.
2. Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence, a tome full of scientific analysis and exploration of that very important question among tons of different species.
3. A LOL-worthy screaming goat figure who is honestly a very, very big mood. Just press him and he lets out a shriek!
4. A top-rated box of moisturizing bath bombs in 12 different soothing aromas sure to give you a ~scents~ of relaxation.
5. A Harry Potter origami book in case you're searching for a magical new hobby (or just need something to do with your hands other than munch Bertie Botts during your next HP movie marathon).
6. And a heat-changing Marauder's Map mug that'll make you freak (and geek) out when the iconic cartograph appears with the simple addition of a hot beverage — no need to say "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
7. Mike's Hot Honey, a chili-infused honey that may make you realize you've been eating food wrong all your life — because pretty much anything is better with this stuff on it.
8. A Michael Scott quote pillowcase to bring a whole new level of sophistication to your home (or heck, office).
9. The Cat Dancer, a super-simple wire toy that's the under-$2 way to get your cat to perform the most hilarious antics of their nine lives.
10. An ingenious champagne stopper that doesn't just reseal your precious bottle, but also increases the pressure inside to preserve the bubbles. Because honestly, nothing should stop you from pouring an individual glass of bubbly for you and you alone.
11. A customized city skyline ring so you can keep memories of your fave locale right at your fingertips (okay, technically your knuckles, but you get the idea).
12. Or a sophisticated map glass to remind yourself of you of the place you consider to be sip-ly the best.
13. A hilariously graphic cat butt coloring book that any animal lover will find to be a-hole lot of fun.
14. Happy Little Accidents: The Wit & Wisdom of Bob Ross, a little collection of art and quotes by the world's most soothing artist.
15. Luxe druzy and tassel statement earrings to add extra pizzazz to everything from jeans to an LBD.
16. A Nicolas Cage mermaid pillowcase covered in sequins that, like the Declaration of Independence, hold a hidden secret on the other side.
17. Much Ado About Mean Girls, because I bet you didn't realize you've been waiting your whole life to see Mean Girls rewritten in the style of the Bard. After all, if Shakespeare created hundreds of words and phrases, he of all people could probably make "fetch" happen.
18. A puffy sticker making kit that'll be a dream come true for any kid or kid at heart, because you're never too old to know that puffy stickers are the best kind of stickers.
19. An "Ew, David" sweater sticker you should buy just for ~Schitts~ and giggles.
20. An adorable mini beanbag animal friend who'd be more than happy to hang out on your keys, but would also look ~zoo~-tiful decorating anything from a Christmas tree to your bookshelf.
21. A sweet PJ set you shouldn't ~sleep~ on as a candidate for your new fave night-in outfit.
22. A majestic 12-month calendar with a pooping pooch for every month that's sure to make your 2020 way less crappy.
23. Super cute and fuzzy animal socks that'll probably stay on your feet till spring.
24. A dancing Groot bobblehead who'll guard your desk or dashboard just like he guards the galaxy.
25. A too-adorable-for-words cat cap, which will turn your kitteh into a bunneh, and possibly also into an angry kitteh. They'll forgive you, probably.
26. A personalized peanut butter spoon stamped with your name that you should probably keep taped to your jar of Skippy, so your roommates won't dare eat all your precious PB.
27. A quirky-printed skater skirt, because why settle for solid colors or stripes or plaid when you clothes can be printed with cacti or dinos???
28. A wonderfully thicc corgi tush mouse pad, which'll actually provide wrist support that's no joke, no butts about it.
29. An enamel pin paying homage to the most badass organ of all that's so adorable, I may never get ovary it.
30. A precious and ridiculously affordable cat spoon that can perch on your cup and is sure to ~stir~ up some paws-itive feelings.
31. A beyond fuzzy faux fur throw blanket you won't need any time to warm up to.
32. A glam graphic tee with one mission — to make sure it's never hard to ~makeup~ your mind about what to wear ever again.
33. And a clever sheep friend here to help keep your baaaa-throom fully stocked with toilet paper and have all your friends ~flocking~ to compliment your cute decor.
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