"If someone refers to you as whip smart you are definitely about to get sexually harassed.
Are you Pringles Loud or Lady Doritos?
Let it goooooo (gay).
"Outer space is my kink, it cosmanut."
Black cats 4 the win.
Goodbye Pyeongchang, you were amazing.
"In honor of Rihanna's birthday you must block at least five men."
Not photoshop, we swear! H/T Laughing Squid
We honestly don't deserve dogs.
What have we done, you guys?
"Charlie was a great dog."
I'm sorry, so sorry.
Come on, we need this.
"Sometimes I wish that I had one big consecutive tooth so I wouldn't have to floss."
He successfully completed the first quadruple lutz in Olympic competition. What were you doing at 17?
Weirdly, eating cake is not regulation competition yet?
In case you were wondering.
I'm not crying happy tears, you are.
Pickle cupcakes, people.
Knittin' and purlin' on the slopes.