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"I mean…I ate my brother Julian in the womb."
Is there a grand connection? Or is this lady just really fun to be around on set so they brought her back?
You might be wondering why I'm in a rabbit hole about a dumb thing like age when there's literally a cannibalism plot in this episode, but WE WILL GET THERE.
Veronica is so impressed, and so am I tbh. Anyway, Dodger escapes from the hospital because the grownups in this town are so bad at their jobs, so this story is far from over.
I thought Cheryl drowned Julian last week, but I guess you can never fully get rid of your haunted doll brother.
This tracks because, as Cheryl points out, she DID eat Julian in the womb.
Cheryl didn't really think through that this would also expose her as a murderer, cannibal chef, and corpse lover, but ok??? I also want to stress that this was not a REAL cannibalism plot, but a prank cannibalism plot. Riverdale will not explore actual cannibalism until at least Season 6, I'm sure. Riverdale's new slogan: "No ACTUAL cannibalism…yet."
He is unhappy to have to do Hiram's bidding as Sheriff, and will seemingly be returning to his Serpent roots while remaining in power.
Please keep the weirdness coming.
The episode ends with Archie dedicating the El Royale in Fred's memory with almost the whole main cast in attendance, and it's just a really sweet moment.