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Dear England I hear You have a vacancy for a PM I am English Born I was a very successful Australian PM #ausvotes
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How long til the fucking sausage sizzle - I mean election?
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hey guys!! here's an official #ausvotes drinking game! enjoy!!!
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ugh Turnbull is so not daddy ugh you people
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weird that due to snapchat filters australia has now elected a flower-crowned princess with impeccable skin to high office
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Who gives a shit about idiot Auspol when shit is getting absolutely wild in Westeros and fucking Essos? Shut up idiots.
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Obviously it's Very fucking Difficult being Rich, Middle Aged, White Men #killmenow #auspol #ausvotes #scomophobia
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when one side promises "stability" but you remember australia has had five prime ministers in six years.
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boomer (old, dumb): duhh i need to negative gear my handsome dog me (millennial, smart): tony abbot is voldemort. leigh sales is khaleesi
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mfw you're saying I should feel good but really I feel nothing
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its the remix to ignition is this cunt even a tradesman
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it's the remix to ignition / scomo thinks he's a victim / it's tough to be a straight man under current conditions
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Famously, people with good senses of humour routinely ask people to refer to this fact. https://t.co/Sk017Sn5ke
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Everything about this is good
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I'm so out of touch with the news over here, Harold Holt could walk out of the ocean and win the election and it would totally pass me by
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is this the real life? / is this just fanta, see? - Bohemian Rhapsodinatale
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He knew Australia invented secret ballots, but still felt he was being watched in the voting booth #ausvotes #auspol
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"How could a Liberal party snapchat filter go wrong" asked the liberal party who literally never get the youth vote
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If you see something say something, they say. Well, ASIO, I've just seen @Kieran_Gilbert's tie
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2016 is fun
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1. No cuts to health and education 2. No cuts to the ABC 3. 10% off if you pay cash
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WHY are you encouraging people facebook, stop this
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@abcnews Malcolm came, he saw, he waffled #Electionin6words
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The NSW Senate ballot paper lists the different parties and gives each a letter of the alphabet. The Pirate Party is ‘R’. #ausvotes
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Malcolm Turnbull on Shorten: "I never formed an estimation of him." #4Corners