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can’t make pancakes?? guess I’ll make crepes 😂 that’s adorable and sneaky but wholesome

I was just telling my boyfriend about my password journal the other day!! I loved that thing but my siblings would still try to break into it lol

Why do actors keep comparing themselves to doctors lol there are plenty of other “family business” examples they could use but they always go with doctors

#9 I’m sorry…what???? Broccamole???

But why does Scott Dissick say “in the middle of Italy” as if it’s like a singular public place where no one should kiss, as opposed to an entire country that is widely considered romantic

I agree with pretty much all of these except the last one. Low rise jeans need to stay where they belong, in the early 00’s with some layered camis and a skinny scarf.

I can’t imagine what the rest of the cast is feeling right now. So heart breaking to lose such a bright light, especially after he worked so hard to maintain sobriety and help others do the same. We lost not only a great actor but also a good, genuine human being. RIP Matthew Perry,… Read More

Sean Connery said his very detailed words were taken out of context lol ?? There’s plenty of context there buddy, loud and clear, can’t mistake any of that for being “taken out of context”—he said what he said

Appliances are at the top of the list for me. I have my grandparents’ hand-me-down washing machine & dryer from the early 90’s and both are going strong (both have had small parts replaced, but are generally repairable). My parents, on the other hand, have been forced to buy new washers… Read More

The picture in #4 pisses me off! I always buy the same size but everything fits me SO differently. Shopping as a man is so easy and universal—a 32 is always a 32. But I can’t just buy a size 10 or a medium or whatever because it could be way too big, way to small, or fit perfectly.… Read More