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TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino

Binge drinker. Fringe dweller. Wheelman. House Painter. Gambler. Winner. Loser. Rigth out of control bruiser, DARIN TINO is off kilter with no filter.

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  • A wooden post sticking out of the grass
  • A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn
  • A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy
  • Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet
  • Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'
  • The number one hundred thousand under a small green monster
  • The number two hundred and fifty thousand under an alien
  • The number five hundred thousand amongst a forest of eyeballs
  • The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball
  • A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head
  • Butterflies flying around a pair of lips
  • A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs
  • Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand
  • The golden snitch flying through the air
  • A green slime splatter
  • K-pop 'finger heart'
  • Funky disco dancer
  • A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"
  • Two slimy tentacles touching and forming a heart shape
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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on 22 Secrets Hidden In "Get Out" You May Have Missed

    The point of this article eluded me. Maybe because of all the booze and whores I was knee deep in at the time.

    3/5/2017

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on Ryan Reynolds Stripped Naked In A Phone Booth For The New "Deadpool 2" Teaser

    Sgarnett, Andy Kaufman callled. He wants part of his routine backup Oh, congratulations on the copy& paste.

    3/5/2017

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on Which Nic Cage Gif Do You Need To See Right Now?

    Looks like we can shut down the polls for BIGGEST BUZZFEED COMMUNITY WTF ARTICLE OF 2017 because as far as I'm concerned Freddie Apperley here takes the taco with this one. With all due respect to the Fredster, WTF? Whatever it was you were on when this bit of lightning in a bottle… 

    1/7/2017

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on Can You Identify The 2007 Movie From A Screenshot?

    I was going to say something but forgot the point. Kinda like the purpose of this quiz. Hey, that's it! That's what I was going to say. Life sometimes just comes full circle like that.

    1/7/2017

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on How Many Bruce Willis Movies Have You Seen?

    This quiz doubles as a graph. What kind of graph you say to yourself? Do you always talk to yourself like that? Hey, I'm not judging you, pal. I got an cousin Randy who punches strangers. Go figure. What was I saying? Oh yeah, the quiz that's also a graph that charts the demise of… 

    1/5/2017

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on What's The Craziest Thing That's Happened To You At The Tanning Salon?

    I'd visit a tanning salon in Studio City and bring a little something to turn the blonde barbie behind the front desk from beach baby to snow bunny. In return, she'd let me tan for free and like the song goes: <i>she comes round and she goes down on me.</i>

    12/18/2016

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on What Should You Wear To Your Office Holiday Party?

    To be honest, I didn't read the article. It was just the only one I saw that wasn't about fucking Harry Potter or the Magical Beasts of Whateverthefuck. Seriously. 18 out of 20 articles are either one of the two or both.

    11/20/2016

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on Kylie Jenner Went As Christina Aguilera To A Halloween Party

    I forgot to punch myself in the face before reading this.

    11/20/2016

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on Well Fuck, Britney Spears Just Released Her Best Music Video In 10 Years

    I had a comment. Then I strangled and killed it. I'll be burying it somewhere in the comments section of another article.

    11/20/2016

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    TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN w/Darin Tino commented on Britney Spears' New "Slumber Party" Music Video Is So Unbelievably Stunning

    Song has a great hook. Video a great hooker.

    11/20/2016

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