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22 Tinseltown Takedown Lists Rejected By BuzzFeed

BuzzFeed has never met a list it didn't like.... Until they met Darin Tino.

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Well well well... look who showed to the fiesta.

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I suppose word got to the wind pretty quick that Darin Tino was goin' solo again. That would explain how I got Buzzfeed standing on the front gravel of my Baja Norte hacienda blasting Nickleback from a doombox held above its head like some confused, lovesick, thugged-out Lloyd Dobler demanding one last list.

Ain't love grand?

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With that in mind, it's time to say give BuzzFeed a loose salute and say so long with one last list. So, without further ramble...

Darin Tino brings you...22 TINSELTOWN TAKEDOWN Lists Rejected By BuzzFeed

22) 10 Top Ten Restaurants

Eat me.

21) 10 Lists That Are Better Than Your List

Would you prefer 20?

20) 8 Shitty Magazines That Put Frank Stallone On The Cover

Least he didn't dress up as Rambo. Again.
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Least he didn't dress up as Rambo. Again.

19) 7 Best Days Of The Week

#4 Will Shock You.

18) 4 Places I've Had Sex In Public With My New Girlfriend Krista

I've done landed me the Queen of Freaks.

17) 9 1/2 times I've watched 9 1/2 Weeks

I took my hat off every time.
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I took my hat off every time.

16) 10 Foolproof Shoplifting Techniques

WARNING: This list has a warning.

15) 7 Dares Daniel Baldwin Will Do For A Dollar

View this video on YouTube

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Really just another reason to post this clip of Daniel "acting."

14) 5 Signs My Girlfriend Krista Might Be Unstable

And not in a good way.

13) 10 SoCal News & Weather Women Mistaken For Porn Stars

One of them reminds me of my ex.
One Oedipus Wreck / Via Twitter: @OneOedipusWreck

One of them reminds me of my ex.

12) 5 Times Frank Stallone May Have Shart Himself In Public

Shart through the heart.
rambo of the week / Via rambooftheweek.blogspot.com

Shart through the heart.

11) 3, Possibly 4 Times My Ex-Girlfriend Krista Cheated On Me, That Bitch.

You know, sometimes... whatever...

10) 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

You love her. And she loves him.

9) 37 Reasons Bryan Wasylucha Is The Most Cowardly Douchebag On The Planet

Wait 'til you get a load of this turd.
Bryan Wasylucha / Via Facebook: wasy.bryan

Wait 'til you get a load of this turd.

8) 10 Movies Only A Skeezy Alley Rag Named Krista Would Like

She also likes it when two [CENSORED]

8) 8 Times I Showed Up Drunk To Work This Week

Love stinks. Yeah yeah.
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Love stinks. Yeah yeah.

6) 10 Things To Yell While Being Escorted From The Building After Being Fired

Claim to know who's been stealing everyone's food from the break room fridge.

5) 6 Times I Called My Neighbor - 12 year-old Gavin - An Asshole The Other Day

For a kid his age, he's got a black belt in ass-holery.

4) 10 Simple Reasons Bryan Wasylucha Is A No Good, Sociopathic Dildo Punk Like The Ex-Fiancé In That Movie 'Bachelor Party'

Cole Whitaker and Bryan Wasylucha: cut from the same douche cloth.
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Cole Whitaker and Bryan Wasylucha: cut from the same douche cloth.

3) 5 Different Dreams I Have That All End With Skeezy Queen Krista Living Alone Until Eaten Alive By Her 50 Cats

Couldn't happen to a better bee-yotch!

2) 8 Different Numbers Of Teeth Bryan Wasylucha Should Have Kicked Down His throat

Say cheese, asshole.
Hunting Yeti / Via skipass.com

Say cheese, asshole.

1) 13 Disgruntled BuzzFeed Employees Who Wish To Remain Anonymous

The older guy on the right definitely isn't Barry from Accounting.
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The older guy on the right definitely isn't Barry from Accounting.

Well... that, as they say, is that. I'm off to Irvine to test out a brand new pair of brass knuckles.... Have a bitchin' summer.

Your pal, Darin Tino
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Your pal, Darin Tino

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