The Neverending Stoooreeeeeey!
Get your tea and roast duck and prepare to be educated!
Guaranteed to make you want to fast forward to the 15th of every month.
Be understanding, it's rough going through this every month.
Just be glad they can't speak. Or tweet. Or have facebook. Or thumbs, because they might have thought about stabbing you before.
If you think about it, we're all Jake, in a sense.
If you didn't know it, this show is full of innuendos and mature humor. In fact, why it's labeled as a show for the kiddies is a question worth asking.
When we were innocent children, our favorite role models (aka Disney Princesses) told some very big falsehoods.
Sometimes we take for granted the scents we inhale. Sometimes basic things produce the most glorious smells.
If you've never heard of it, get familiar with it. If you've never seen it, you are shunned.
Remember Rhino, the cute chubby hamster from the movie Bolt? Of course you do.
The older men of Hollywood are everything you've ever wanted.
Are you stuck in a fashion-rut? Wearing the same articles of clothing, using the same makeup routine, and sticking to one pair of shoes for the whole week? Well don't worry, I'm here to rescue you.