We all know the classic children's movie "The Neverending Story"
1. Why is this kid's dad making what appears to be the grossest breakfast drink ever?
2. Speaking of this guy, why is he the worst?
3. Why is this dumpster filled with hay?
4. All good movies begin with thievery
5. Where can I get a racing snail?
6. I hate this thing.
7. Damn, chew with your mouth closed
8. I bet Atreyu sparked a lot of people's sexual awakening
9. What is this horse so depressed about?
10. Why didn't Atreyu sink?
11. Who gets this scared while reading a book?
12. Moral is emo af
13. Falcor is super creepy
14. Omg, titties
15. Atreyu would die very quickly in that snow
16. Does no one care about this kid?
17. Gmork looks like a cat with its ears pulled back
18. Damn, Gmork doesn't even put up a fight
19. Atreyu blew it
20. The empress is a kid too??
21. All of this because she needs a new name?
22. Just say the f***ing name, Bastian!
23. So...everyone is alive again?
24. This movie really shows how to hold a gruge
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