We all know the classic children's movie "The Neverending Story" Via google.com Yet, I found myself to be a young adult and had still never seen it. When a friend of mine learned this, there was a lot of "WHAT!?" and gasping and she sat me down right away and popped a dvd in. Watching this movie as a kid was probably a very different experience. And if you've revisited this movie as an adult you might agree with some of the thoughts I had throughout the movie. 1. Why is this kid's dad making what appears to be the grossest breakfast drink ever? Via google.com Anything that includes raw eggs and a blender should not be consumed. 2. Speaking of this guy, why is he the worst? Via google.com He is a kid, aren't they supposed to have their head in the clouds? Also, the kid's mom just died. Harsh man. 3. Why is this dumpster filled with hay? Via google.com The bullies throw Bastian in a dumpster. But instead of having gross garbage on him he has...hay? 4. All good movies begin with thievery Via google.com Hey kids, can't get what you want by asking nicely? Just steal it, it's fun! 5. Where can I get a racing snail? Via google.com So cute! 6. I hate this thing. Via google.com He is ugly and mean to that adorable bat. 7. Damn, chew with your mouth closed Via google.com No manners. 8. I bet Atreyu sparked a lot of people's sexual awakening Via google.com That deep V though... 9. What is this horse so depressed about? Via google.com Don't get me wrong, this part hit me right in the feels. But I had to wonder why Artax was so sad. Did he just break up with his mare? Did daddy not love him? What is it Artax?? 10. Why didn't Atreyu sink? Via google.com He was sitting in the swamp crying over Artax. Yet no sinking? 11. Who gets this scared while reading a book? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via google.com Unless of course that book is "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark". 12. Moral is emo af Via google.com "Actually, we don't care.""We don't even care whether or not we care.""Not that it matters..""At least it would be something." 13. Falcor is super creepy Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via google.com He says things like "I like children.." and his face when Atreyu scratched his "itch." Mhmm. 14. Omg, titties Via google.com 15. Atreyu would die very quickly in that snow Via google.com He is not appropriately dressed for a blizzard. 16. Does no one care about this kid? Via google.com He missed school and has been in an attic for like a day and a half and NO ONE is looking for him? 17. Gmork looks like a cat with its ears pulled back Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via google.com He also needs a dentist to take care of those canines. 18. Damn, Gmork doesn't even put up a fight Via google.com 19. Atreyu blew it Via google.com "I failed,"....Yup, pretty much. 20. The empress is a kid too?? Via google.com All of the heroes are children. Why do they put so much responsibility on kids in this place? Do they not have any competent adults in Fantasia? 21. All of this because she needs a new name? Via google.com She must really hate her name... 22. Just say the f***ing name, Bastian! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via google.com An entire realm is counting on you! 23. So...everyone is alive again? Via google.com Mmk... 24. This movie really shows how to hold a gruge Via google.com If you suddenly get power, go back and take your revenge on those who picked on you when you were weak!