First things first, are we related?
No you schmuck, we don’t really celebrate Christmas.
Bubbuleh, don’t you like the rogelach?
You’re from Hendon? Where’s that?
Channukah? Chanukah? Hannukah? Hunnu… Oh, forget it. Have a doughnut!
The klezmer band turns up, the couple enters a tent, glassware gets broken, and we’re off!
Why is hanging out outside synagogue suddenly cool?
I’m going to be a mensch and let you in on a few things.
Oy vey, when will the world grasp the concept of bagels?