3. And we know that if we actually want to marry a Jew, the maths doesn’t look great.
If you factor in the number of Jews in the UK, consider how similar they are to you in terms of religiosity, and then think about their looks, sense of humour, and intelligence, you realise you’ve got 200 people to choose from in your whole life ever.
11. Fast days are totally worth it for the meal afterwards.
Eating and drinking nothing for 25 hours is tough. But the bagels, smoked salmon, pickles, two kinds of fried fish, cake, biscuits, and two cups of tea at your aunt’s house afterwards more than make up for it.