I don’t have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation. - Whoopi Goldberg
If I fits I sits. Sorta. Kinda.
All the important things. On Wednesdays we wear pink.
It’s not all funny GIFs and memes, y’know! (Actually it is.)
Animals are magnificent, let’s love and respect them.
Yo guys, check out my new abidas!
Childhood movie moments that still make you laugh now.
I wish my gym was at home.
This is solely based on Sex and the City and Friends. Accuracy may vary.
I need a dollar, dollar. Dollar is what I need.
Safety goggles on, please.
Your Mama told you not to do that!
*Oops I mean Cheryl Fernandez-Versini.
Could you move any slower?
Films and individually wrapped food items vs. plane toilets and screaming children…