Spite every polar vortex. And smell good while you do it.
♫ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♫
Your parents are showing up in two hours. YOU’D BETTER GET GOING.
Bonus: most of these are earth-friendly, too.
UGH. Who decided this was a GOOD IDEA??
The internet never lies, right?
Because your yoga studio isn’t exactly sanitary.
It’s not passive-aggressive to copy and paste this on your roommate’s Facebook wall, I promise.
Congratulations on your first apartment! Time to suck it up like the rest of us.
Let me just layer on the guilt here.
More money, more problems, amirite?
Because real cooks use real fire.
Because you don’t want to be sifting through a messy fridge when it’s time to EAT.
Here are the absolute basic necessities, adaptable for families and experienced campers alike.
Everything you touch is gross. Here’s how to clean it. All of it.
You’re still going to have to get rid of that sweater you haven’t worn in three years.
For starters, always leave a note.