Just who in seven hells is going to put brown sugar in their hair? COME ON!
Just who in seven hells is going to put brown sugar in their hair? COME ON!
I have never had a bacon taco but I know that I could never hate anything called “bacon taco” Most of these are weird. The cucumber sandwich is cute. The hot dog spaghetti might give me nightmares. But #2 is the one that confuses me… Why would you….? The…What?!?
Hi, Internet? It’s me. Look, we’re still friends and stuff. I still like you. But it’s okay to stop telling me stuff about Justin Bieber now. Thanks.
You will never be safe.
I don’t like them cause they’re nasty. I haven’t had a maraschino cherry in years.
I have never waited tables because I chose retail as my method of self torture(which I’m sure is a completely different Buzzfeed post). But I always tip at least 20% because my friends were working in the restaurants. They told me the stories. Please be nice to the people who handle your food. Trust.
Phaedra works my nerves. But #12. All. Day. Long.
This.
Oh my actual God.
Bleh. I get unreasonably angry when someone parks in my driveway. Even when someone uses my driveway to turn around(we live on a corner lot). This morning I had an appointment and someone had parked across the street in front of my driveway making it difficult for me to back out. Well, not difficult. I just didn’t want them parking across the street in front of my driveway. When someone does that at night? I turn on all of the bright lights on the property in hopes that it will make them leave. And when my neighbors have a yard sale I am the crankiest person on the block. Yeah. I’m that person.