This is sarcastic, right?
This is sarcastic, right?
Patsy gives me life.
The only people who should be allowed to twerk are those three old ladies. Everybody else needs to just quit it.
Ehhhh, how can there be right or wrong answers? Shut up, Buzzfeed. I am killing Luna and marrying Sirius Black.
If you had asked “Why do we care about the Secretary of State’s hair?” I would have been with you. But pop stars? Why do we care about why someone cares about pop stars’ hair? They are pop stars. Not government officials. It is NOT that serious.
This chick (android) is so cra. I love her.
I was doing just fine until you got to #31 and then I pretty much lost it. *sniff* Pit bull allergy
Unfortunately the pink Jerseys aren’t all for Susan G Komen. Just want us gals to wear pink because it is a girls color because girls should wear pink.
Ohhhh my god this showwwwwww! It was awful and I know because I watched way to much of it.
Our company is global, with colleagues all over the world in Europe, Asia, North America and Great Britain. No one..and I mean NO ONE..is snarkier than the Brits. Highly entertaining during a conference call with multiple locations dialed in, I assure you. So much sarcasm, wasted on so many. Somehow I am sure that these are secretly my people.
This is why I avoid listening to the radio. I can no longer be bothered by the onslaught of the 12 songs that have been deemed “the songs we should listen to”. The radio died for me somewhere during the constant rotation of Kesha, Katie Perry and LMFAO that tried to kill my soul. I plugged in my mp3 player into my car charger and haven’t looked back since. Enjoy your new Katie Perry song, people.
Julia Roberts’ niece who apparently tried to beat up her boyfriend or something. Maybe someone try to hook her up with Chris Brown.
Men should all have to wear these. Saves us all a lot of time and effort.
#8…is messing with my head right now.
As crazy as “crazy eyes” is, Suzanne gives me life. I really grew to like her as the season progressed.
How much did Axe pay Buzzfeed for this unutterable shite?
I don’t know why you boys can’t get along. Why are men like this? So one of you may be prettier than the other. So you wore the same dress to a red carpet event. Big deal. Get over it. This is why men can never play nicely together.
Uh. I don’t…Wh-WHAT! To all of these. I don’t understand any of these at all.
Does this mean we will be done with twerking soon?
Yay! Living in the Cuse and married to a former Schenectedadian(?). This list is our live. Thank you.
Every movie on this list is ass except for Tommy Boy.
My dear friends across the pond in the U.K., Alcoholic beverages in 2 Liter bottles? I will add this to the list of reasons I cannot keep up with you. We. Are. Not. Worthy.
Props to the men who form a human shield to protect the women. Thank you. F*^k you!! to the men who would take advantage of a situation in a crowd to harass and molest women or anyone.
A couple of things I need to correct y’all about: 1. Erykah Badu does not do anything randomly
2. Erykah Badu knows why the dog was roaming around the stage.
3. It’s all in the name of art. Don’t question the Badu!
These are all things that I would do if I didn’t have to work. *sigh* Looks like fun.
Even when they were unkind to me? What does that even mean?
How are we defining “hot”? Maybe a half dozen of these guys are hot in the sense that they are sexually attractive. Most of them ARE funny. And I like them. That doesn’t mean they’re hot.
All I need is the pigtails.
Should not have read this. Stuff like this…makes my allergies act up. Watery eyes. Sniffling. Dammit.
Raisins, apples, beef and suet? Whyyyyyy????!!!! I had to look up suet btw.
So is twerking finally dead now? Because I think she killed twerking. And I am not sad about it.
If it started with a “K” the Kardashians would have already done it.
Gaaahhhh!!! Death and destruction.
I think there is a difference between crying and misbehaving. The picture is a bad example. This is a toddler who just looks very unhappy for some reason. Not much you can do about that. The kid running up and down the aisles in the restaurant between the tables? Totally different.
*sniff* Crazy kids.
One day I will come here and read one of these lists and find that no one has become unreasonably offended at something that was obviously written in jest. Someday.
Just who in seven hells is going to put brown sugar in their hair? COME ON!
I have never had a bacon taco but I know that I could never hate anything called “bacon taco” Most of these are weird. The cucumber sandwich is cute. The hot dog spaghetti might give me nightmares. But #2 is the one that confuses me… Why would you….? The…What?!?
Hi, Internet? It’s me. Look, we’re still friends and stuff. I still like you. But it’s okay to stop telling me stuff about Justin Bieber now. Thanks.