Just who in seven hells is going to put brown sugar in their hair? COME ON!

I have never had a bacon taco but I know that I could never hate anything called “bacon taco” Most of these are weird. The cucumber sandwich is cute. The hot dog spaghetti might give me nightmares. But #2 is the one that confuses me… Why would you….? The…What?!?

Hi, Internet? It’s me. Look, we’re still friends and stuff. I still like you. But it’s okay to stop telling me stuff about Justin Bieber now.  Thanks.

You will never be safe.

I don’t like them cause they’re nasty. I haven’t had a maraschino cherry in years.

I have never waited tables because I chose retail as my method of self torture(which I’m sure is a completely different Buzzfeed post). But I always tip at least 20% because my friends were working in the restaurants. They told me the stories.  Please be nice to the people who handle your food. Trust.

Phaedra works my nerves. But #12. All. Day. Long.

Oh my actual God.

Bleh. I get unreasonably angry when someone parks in my driveway. Even when someone uses my driveway to turn around(we live on a corner lot). This morning I had an appointment and someone had parked across the street in front of my driveway making it difficult for me to back out. Well, not difficult. I just didn’t want them parking across the street in front of my driveway. When someone does that at night? I turn on all of the bright lights on the property in hopes that it will make them leave. And when my neighbors have a yard sale I am the crankiest person on the block.  Yeah. I’m that person.