18 Inappropriate Places To Twerk

Are we twerking in all the wrong places? Consider this listicle a call to action against the nation’s current twerking crisis. Things are out of control.

1. At McDonald's

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2. On a door

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3. And then on to a candle

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4. At the Teen Choice Awards, if you're Harry Styles

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5. In a movie, if you're Taylor Swift

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6. At school, unless you enjoy suspension

This is the most awkward thing I've ever watched in my entire life.

7. At Wal-Mart in the cake or milk section

9. Outside of the library, or inside the library

10. In a serious how-to video

11. In front of your elders

12. At the laundromat, in electronics retailers' stores, in public places, etc.

13. On the fridge

Twerking leaves an impression on the young, folks. Watch where you twerk it.

14. In the elevator

15. At the gas station

16. In Target, smack-dab in the middle of the laundry detergent aisle

17. In the living room with your mom

18. On Jay Leno, especially if you're Vanessa Hudgens

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19. Anywhere, if you're Miley Cyrus

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Basically, leave twerking to these three women: