4. …and about everything else in general.
5. Your moves get better with each drink you have.
7. …or too skinny.
12. Nothing is cool unless you say it’s cool.
13. You know how to make a bong out of anything.
17. You know how to ask for help.
19. Or bottle of champagne.
21. Most importantly: You know the power of good bitchface.
- An earthquake that struck central Italy Wednesday has killed at least 37 people, officials say. 150 people are still missing.
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