You know you’ve been wanting to know for ♪ Forever ♪
“I heard on the radio that there is a Cabinet mtg this am. Is there?”
If anybody’s gonna sit on Ryan Gosling’s face, it’s gonna be me!
I’m cried out, but I want to cry more, so I’m rehydrating.
Females are strong as hell.
♪ My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me/ So won’t you kill me/ So I die happy ♪
“Where’s the juice? GIVE MY SON THE JUICE!”
I had to hear from JACKIE RUDETSKY.
Are you getting higher with Meyer or getting loose with Elaine?
This is the boy band parody about societal beauty standards you need in your life.
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, these stories that were terrifying as sh*t.
It’s khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
“Oh screw beautiful. I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.”
I support women. I’m like a human bra.
Uh oh. Saltines for tweens. SALTWEENS.