Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, these stories that were terrifying as sh*t.
It’s khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
“Oh screw beautiful. I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.”
I support women. I’m like a human bra.
Uh oh. Saltines for tweens. SALTWEENS.
Bless Christopher Meloni.
Are we gladiators, or are we b*****s? You already know the answer.
Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch.
“Stick a thermometer up Washington’s ass. See how much heat I just created.”
Treat yo self to these snaps.
Woah, Nelly, these two are adorable.
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century or Johnny Tsunami? Or perhaps The Cheetah Girls??