Females are strong as hell.
♪ My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me/ So won’t you kill me/ So I die happy ♪
“Where’s the juice? GIVE MY SON THE JUICE!”
I had to hear from JACKIE RUDETSKY.
Are you getting higher with Meyer or getting loose with Elaine?
This is the boy band parody about societal beauty standards you need in your life.
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, these stories that were terrifying as sh*t.
It’s khaki wishes and cookie dreams.
“Oh screw beautiful. I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.”
I support women. I’m like a human bra.
Uh oh. Saltines for tweens. SALTWEENS.
Bless Christopher Meloni.
Are we gladiators, or are we b*****s? You already know the answer.
Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch.
“Stick a thermometer up Washington’s ass. See how much heat I just created.”