My dad swam naked at the Y when he was a kid, but it was because all the poor kids swam naked because they couldn't afford bathing suits. That probably had something to do with developing his total lack of shame later in life (I thank God for the day when my mom convinced him to switch…Â
My grandfather's last words were telling my mom and her step-sister to shut up, because he thought they were talking too loud and he couldn't hear what his wife was saying. He passed away a couple days after that but he never spoke again as far as we know. He was 91 with dementia…Â
Or maybe your great, great, great, great grandfather was from Donegal. I get it, we all wish we were 100%, but it's really hard to find Kerrygold in certain grocery stores!
That's fair. However I do have Kerrygold in my fridge right now, a framed Irish blessing on the wall, and a…Â
Cut my thumb while opening my shampoo in the shower.
Scratched my face with the corner of a tube of conditioner in the shower (fortunately the scratch was covered by my glasses so I didn’t have to explain myself.)
Burned the same arm twice in five minutes while ironing. Still have…Â
I cannot understate how important sunscreen and regular check-ups with a dermatologist are. I have fair skin and am covered in moles thanks to all the sunburns I got when I was young, and I've lost count of how many of them I've had removed. I haven't had skin cancer so far, but if…Â
I had it happen once too, on one of my middle fingers. I wound up going to the doctor to get it out and the process was indeed torture. There was also a bruise in the shape of the splinter in my nail bed for weeks afterward.
The case of the Missing Pea Puree jumped immediately to mind. Also: in the California season when both teams sucked so bad in Restaurant Wars that Tom made them do it all over again in the next episode.
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