If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember...
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The person whose lasagna is in and of itself a testament to man's folly:
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The person who gave their car a new sleek, modern look:
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The person who was nice enough to give their phone a little snack:
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The person who enjoyed a fresh bowl of Oop! All Ants:
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The person who was breathing in the cleanest air in the world:
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The person whose soup opened a portal to the netherworld:
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The person whose finger looks like it's seen some...well, you know what:
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The person whose soda had a little extra sting to it:
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The person who let the entire world know what was going on with their body:
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The person whose cheese was evidently tampered with by some dark-sided stuff:
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The person who got that roach squeaky clean:
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The person who might now be resistant to every disease known to humankind:
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The person whose college diploma got di-folda'd:
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The person who shall not eat soup:
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The person who found something super fun while eating toast:
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The person who got betrayed by the slurp:
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The person who got, well, fleas:
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The person who got the world's hardest soft tortilla:
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The person who had quite possibly the worst thing I've ever seen happen to them:
