“I felt that if I told someone, they were going to view me as someone weak.”
“Hey thr ur lukn gr8888888!! Come to handsum.”
Just some harmless pointers from us brown folk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He’ll be bangarangin’ in Bangalore, starting tomorrow.
Only if you’re into having, like, the coolest kids ever.
There is a loooot of DGAFing to come.
Get ready for some serious popcorn porn.
There really is nobody like him.
It was the best of Times. It was the worst of Times.
“I’m so sorry we forgot to teach her cooking. We were very busy educating her.”
“My computer isn’t working. Can you pleeeease fix it?”
Sweet lord have mercy. Spice lord have mercy.
I’ll just do a sleek, thin line of eyeliner today AAAAAAND I’m Amy Winehouse.
Meet the sultry, sari-clad drag performer with an MBA degree and “titanium balls”.
It’s been 21 years. Yeah, let that sink in.
“our backs / tell stories / no books have / the spine to / carry”
The nature of Ettore’s crime is unknown, but he was very, very ashamed.