Hey, science. Get to it, yaar.
“I’m five minutes away, yaar, just stuck in some traffic.”
The One With The WhatsApp group.
OH MY GOD, MY SOUL IS BEING RIPPED ONE FOLLICLE AT A TIME. I’M A MASOCHIST.
I love having no intimacy and human touch and who needs kisses and cuddling haha this is amazing I haven’t had sex in 6 months woo go me.
Watching your guests leave and then murdering that plate of samosas. <3
Three people were killed and several injured in an explosion near a Rawalpindi mosque, local media reported. Jundullah, a splinter group of the Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan, claimed responsibility for the attack.
Too happy, too sad, too angry – nothing in between. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Be open. And love. Give love love love love love. More than love, there’s nothing.”
“No, ma, I don’t want another paratha.”
Let the corrupt, the dedicated, the hilarious, and the irrelevant, do the talking for your heart.
SPOILER ALERT: This is a real possibility. Like, this could happen. Screw love, stay the fuck at home. Thanks, East India Comedy, for this hilarious video.
Nothing is happening. Nothing is happening. Nothing is happening. EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING.
Thanks for the tips, JusReign.
“You are an abomination. You will rot in hell.”
In case you’re in a relationship with desi food but not a fan of clogging one artery per meal.
Arvind Kejreactions, AMIRITE?
The freshly elected chief minister of our national capital, Muffler Man was rather adorable.
And every Pakistani pumped to get revenge.