Now that it is summer and my roommate and her fake ID are no longer in the next bunk over, it is a little harder to get alcohol. I’ve developed these tactics to make the most of my minimal quantity of alcohol:
I’d just like to make a disclaimer: If you do these things and I’m still friends with you…. DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELF. You are not the exception to the rule. I’m friends with you solely to get inspired to vent about dumb shit (like i did in this blog). Think of yourself as a sort of muse.. except i hate you and make fun of you. That is all.
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