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    Important Things You Can Learn From Twitter

    Where would I be if I didn't read my timeline?

    1.

    When Mean Girls Is On TV

    My timeline is flooded by quotes from the movie. Mostly ones that don’t make any sense unless in context. The most popular? “She doesn’t even go here!” It’s not that funny…..calm your tits. Or “You can’t sit with us!” Moderately funny. Tweet worthy? Not quite.

    2.

    What Team Is Winning

    I don’t care about anything related to sports unless it relates to one of the Kardashian sisters’ love lives. Unfortunately, the night/day of some sort of sporting event I am informed against my will about sports. These worst is when someone complains about bandwagon fans…these people are the athletic equivalent of the annoying people who knew about Twilight “first”.

    3.

    The Weather

    Oh it’s raining? Thanks I did not know.