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Contrary to your belief, you are not a professional chef, interior decorator, or fashionista. I was skeptical of pinterest at first because my mom showed me. This can’t possible be cool i thought to myself while on the phone with her while pounding loko shots in my bunk bed. However, I decided in drunkenly check in out and i luved it. The next morning i popped a vyvanse and was in heaven. So much crafting! So many good ideas! Later on, I realized this site was a ruination. It makes everyone think they are so fucking creative and sooo crafty and sooo different. Thousands of people “re-pin” this shit everyday you are no different, sorry bout that.
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I will admit I love Cosmo and devour it cover to cover. But there are some things in this monthly sex bible that are …….i wish i had a more clever word but…. wrong. awkward. To prove my point I will quote this gem I just discovered:
“6. Press a fork (firmly, but don’t break the skin or anything) into different parts of his body—his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs.”
…..Pretty sure I would recieve a round house kick to the face if I started prodding my boyfriend with a fork, LET ALONE go near his ass. Cosmo is teaching our generating to freak the fuck out of our boyfriends.