One Cat is Cruel. Everyone needs at least two cats.
Nap so hard MFers wanna fine me.
*thumbs up* - “I want your body.”
“There was nowhere for it to go but directly into her face.”
Have you ever been alone but not lonely?
Brother Orange had never had string cheese before. We decided to change that.
“omg, plz ignore the corn.”
no, a candy bar is not going to do it.
Like when you mention something you only learned from stalking her.
Then you’ve probably done these dumb things too.
Life Is Basically Unlivable.
“Is this going to be enough?”
Don’t you dare touch that thermostat.
Is it your favorite? Is it really?
Just a tube full of sleeping people shooting through the air. Nope! Nothing weird about that.
“Sometimes things just don’t work out. I wanted to be an astronaut.”
How did we get Obama to use a selfie stick? Oh, because he wants you to go to https://www.healthcare.gov.
Always awkward, in sickness and in health.