“I’ll show all you crumbums!”
How does a foot go through a rock?!
Like, count how many pigs it will take to fill a room.
The perfect start to a summer morning.
What even makes you an adult?
It’s basically a giant fresh cookie.
One Cat is Cruel. Everyone needs at least two cats.
Nap so hard MFers wanna fine me.
*thumbs up* - “I want your body.”
“There was nowhere for it to go but directly into her face.”
Have you ever been alone but not lonely?
Brother Orange had never had string cheese before. We decided to change that.
“omg, plz ignore the corn.”
no, a candy bar is not going to do it.
Like when you mention something you only learned from stalking her.
Then you’ve probably done these dumb things too.
Life Is Basically Unlivable.
“Is this going to be enough?”