Life Is Basically Unlivable.
“Is this going to be enough?”
Don’t you dare touch that thermostat.
Is it your favorite? Is it really?
Just a tube full of sleeping people shooting through the air. Nope! Nothing weird about that.
“Sometimes things just don’t work out. I wanted to be an astronaut.”
How did we get Obama to use a selfie stick? Oh, because he wants you to go to https://www.healthcare.gov.
Always awkward, in sickness and in health.
Come on food, I need you with me.
No one said being a guy is pretty.
Anything that can go wrong, will — at the worst possible moment.
Mandatory viewing for new dog owners.
Stone Creek Yogurt: The probiotic you need to get your party going!
Stone Creek Beer: “Is it weird that I just like the taste?”
Like that awkward moment when you’re walking towards someone you only kind of know.
Sweet purple potato?! Sounds like something Ron Burgundy would exclaim. Is actually a flavor of Kit Kat in Japan.