How much do you really use your phone?
It was all so perfect, and then…
“The beard is going to be interesting.”
“iQue le muerda! iQue le muerda!”
That’s not what a fork is used for.
American tourists beware of what you say. And wear.
***Flawless just isn’t for everyone. Neither is drinking watermelon.
“This feels like what I think cocaine would feel like.”
“I am celibate, because I don’t give a f@%#.” -Gandhi
Sometimes it’s hard being ***flawless.
But, really, walking in heels is super difficult.
“You’re always on your Dan.”
Naturally, the audition included a scene from The Notebook.
Talking on any public transportation. Just. No.
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