“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal … But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”
Shhh! No one tell him about the website BuzzFeed.com.
“Victoria has made no secret of the fact her singing days are over, with a hugely successful business and a growing family. She loved her time as a Spice Girl and will always wish the other girls well in whatever they choose to do.”
Yeah, it’s probably too soon for Ryan Gosling and Charlize Theron to star in a movie about the Oscar Pistorious case.
Viola Davis and her daughter with dolphins, aww!
Ryan Reynolds had it his way for lunch today.
Kendall Jenner thinks that calling someone “skinny” is the same thing as calling someone “fat.”
Vanessa Hudgens particularly enjoyed her visit to the Disney Land VIP club.
Chris Brown is “eternally grateful” that Rihanna forgave him.
Someone should wash Sean Penn’s son’s mouth out with soap.
Nina Dobrev is really into yoga and wants you to be, too!
Robin Thicke released a NSFW video with lots of naked ladies in it.
Katy Perry has “had enough” of men.
Judge Judy’s son is involved in a child rape case??
Bethenny Frankel went to the circus.
Ryan Lochte’s reality show looks exactly like you’d expect it to.
Gucci Mane was arrested for assault last night.
Marisa Zanuck won’t return to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Tara Reid is all dressed up as Effie Trinket. But why?
Now you can buy life-sized wall art of a nearly-naked Courtney Stodden, ack!
Lena Dunham was a cute little kid.
- Miami Marlins star pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24.
- Monday night's presidential debate may be the last hope for environmental activists who want climate in the national conversation.
- US officials have determined al-Qaeda likely influenced suspected New York City bomber Ahmad Khan Rahami.