violinfemmes

What we did to our eyebrows was criminal. Those black elastic necklaces that look like a bunch of interconnected circles. Tramp stamps. Thick, shiny lip gloss. Tanning beds. Extra gross points if you put a Playboy bunny sticker on yourself so you’d have a Playboy bunny tan line stamp. Those… Read More

I don’t know who’s styling her but she looks like a modern dance team from early 90s Russia, and that isn’t her fault. Otherwise, she’s acting out just like Miley Cyrus did years ago. Transitioning from child stardom to adult stardom is difficult, so I’ve heard, and they haven’t seemed… Read More

Moron was a clinical term for people with cognitive disabilities. It was pejorative, dehumanizing, and used during a time when people with disabilities were institutionalized, abused, and exploited, and you’re wrong, of course; the word moron is thanks to the charming French and Brits,… Read More

Right, because using ableist language is somehow more evolved than calling someone a bitch.

Wow, she’s an insufferable, vapid little bitch, isn’t she?

Over the Hedge is a horror film.

An educated guess is still speculation. Please look up the word. It means “shit you think could be right but you don’t know for sure.”

I did, pumpkin dumplin. That’s my reaction to a grown white woman declaring that we should all normalize being shitty to children. Go cry about it.

Don’t get into a serious committed relationship until you’re 25. Have fun, be safe, be sex positive, stay free until you’re truly ready to settle down. You don’t have to learn how to have a healthy relationship the hard way (trial and error, which sometimes actually never ends). Learn… Read More

He does hair, and does it beautifully. Tan is the one who does the clothing part. You’re awfully rageful and nasty about a person on a TV show. Stop body shaming people for wearing what THEY feel good in. You have no right to do that and you sound like a petty little shit.