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The little thing that switches my brain into work mode has been wearing shoes. I don't know why, but unless I'm wearing shoes I can't get into a productive work mode at home!

apparently in the 80s when my grandpa was warden at the local prison he would still winter in Arizona with my grandma. he'd go into Mexico to pick up loads of cocaine and ecstasy and have my uncle drive back to our hometown. grandma ran a medical business and washed their money through… Read More

Stars (Hold On) by Youngblood Hawke! The lyrics are exactly what I need when I'm feeling lost. I actually found this song in a Netflix commercial back in like 2012 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://open.spotify.com/track/4ubPQQahi6sMo1HlgYJtsy?si=4gIhZkJtTcWSKdg9e4Tlxw

I'm devastated they didn't include the Weeds opener.

Hey now, I LOVED my robot dog for the 45 seconds I actually played with it.

Senior year of high school, I was throwing a party when my parents were out of town. My boyfriend and I (both males, I was gay and he was bi) had just come downstairs from my room to mingle after some ~alone time~. About 15 minutes later, someone asked me to start up the sauna. I… Read More

If the answer is anything other than "Love, Simon" gtfo.

goddammit now I want an iMac

so had sex with this guy who leads a punk band. I'll spare the gorey details, but just know that it involved: hot wax, scars, physical pain, and a kitchen knife.

I literally stole a pink tutu from Toys R Us one time when I was like six and used to dance around in my room to Shania Twain's "I feel like a woman". I blamed my cousin.