taylormc

As someone who found this to be one of the very few tolerable bits to come out of MadTV, I'm pretty surprised. I can only name maybe 2 cast members from the show, maybe. It's like Family Guy to The Simpson's. Mostly crude and unfunny, occasionally enjoyable but will never top the… Read More

Jesus looks like Harrison Ford in the last one.

What's up with Kanye being so up in arms about Beyonce getting these awards? Why's he so focused on her recognition over anyone else? Are they friends or something? Like, does he listen to *anyone* else's music?

Having many of these happen in one morning and feeling the crushing need to sob until there's no more liquid in your body and you dry up like a shriveled shell of your former self.

Oh my god! Someone else in the comments knows "shit fire and save the matches!" My mom always says that. My husband(from the same town as me) never heard it before I said it once not too long ago. But, anyway, I came to the comments to let everyone know I heard all of these in my… Read More

I love the makeup remover wipes but don't be an idiot, rinse your face with water afterwards as you're wiping remover onto your face. Remover, water, moisturizer. Can't go wrong. Makeup remover is not a product meant to just sit on your face.

As a kid my mom always used to mention how much she loved Cindy Crawford. One day I asked her why and she told me it was because on some late night talk show she wore a dress that, when she sat, you could see cellulite on her legs. She was real then and seems to keep it just as real… Read More

Uh fried catfish?? But I loooooove pickeled okra. Any southerners that haven't had it need a whoopin. It'll make you slap your mama, provided you enjoy pickled things.

I'm 22 with 12 and 6 year old sisters. The worst thing was being out in public with dad and people assuming he's an old creep with a young wife. Obnoxiously saying, "heard from mom today?" and seeing strangers look down in embarrassment made it almost worth it, though.

Man, she grew up real cute. I couldn't stand her in the movies and tv shows I saw her on, but I'll attribute that to her age, but she's a great dancer!