Me and my kids always say "up your butt and around the corner".
"Mom, where is my backpack?"
"Hmm, I think I saw it...up your butt and around the corner"
When they aren't annoyed by me answering this way when they are genuinely looking for something, they'll respond "through your…Â
This! I remember watching an episode of Queer Eye and the guy kept calling Jonathan "sir". So he explained to him how he is gender non-comforming so "sir" wasn't the best choice of words but he never offered him an alternative. As a super polite Texas boy with traditional southern…Â
Cosmictears, you sound like a lovely neighbor! As a mom of young boys, I wish I had neighbors who let kids be kids! My boys can't even throw the football around outside without the neighbors coming out and threatening to call the police🙄
Since we are on the topic, I would like someone's opinion on this: I use delivery service for my groceries and i kind of default to around $5 for the tip (I live like a 2 min drive from the store I order from) I was criticized for this because $5 usually isn't the standard 20%. But…Â
Taylor, Lorelai is saying everyone passes the asshole check- as in they were all kind and understanding. So she hopes you all have cool pillows as a reward because everyone loves a cool pillow lol
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