I bought my friend penis shaped lipsticks once. The first package actually got stolen off my front porch and I had to have a replacement sent. I can only imagine what the person who stole them thought when they opened the package to find an assortment of penis shaped lipsticks.
And writing your name (or signing it) is a little different than being able to write out a lengthy explanation as to why you need a man to kiss you immediately so you don't turn back into the mermaid you are.
I've always taken number 1 as Ursula knew she couldn't read it so she tricked her into basically signing her life away. But I also haven't watched the movie in a while so maybe I'm off there.
My bridal party walked down the aisle to the Star Wars theme song then I walked down the aisle to the Jurassic Park theme song (covered by the Piano Guys). I guess you can say John Williams scored my wedding.
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