What's The Weirdest Thing You Ever Ordered On Amazon?

Was it weirder than tiny ears that go inside your actual ears?

Ah, the beauty of Amazon: you click a button on your phone and the NEXT DAY, new stuff turns up at your door, sometimes dropped off by a drone!

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Great power like that almost mandates that we don't treat it responsibly — mostly because Amazon offers some truly weird products (sometimes for cheap, too).

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Like Ear Buddies, which are ear-shaped headphones that look like tiny ears inside your ears.

What's the weirdest or most WTF thing you've ordered on Amazon? And what inspired you to buy it?

Did you order Unicorn Meat as a gag gift for your friend who loves My Little Pony?

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What was their reaction???

Or Dancing With Cats when you were drunk and asking to your cat what she wanted from Amazon?

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What was YOUR CAT'S reaction???

OR maybe you bought something like the Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer because it was just weird enough that it might actually work?

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And did it actually work?

Tell us about your weirdest purchase, and why you bought it! Even better, upload a photo of your weirdest purchase via the Dropbox below. You could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed Community post!